Good: Invited to a party tonight
Good: The girl I fancy the pants off is going
Bad: Her and the girl who's party it is are the only two people I know, it's got the potential to be horrifically awkward
Double mega bad: It's fancy dress. I fucking hate fancy dress.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think the solution to all four points is MDs
Well, maybe not the second one. Perhaps a new jacket?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

If it wasn't dry as a bone for ketamine up here I'd do a load before going in and watch hilarity ensue.
And I bought a new jacket for tonight, of course I did.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

My friend in the, ah, trade, says there's none down here either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Those greedy horses gobbling it all up again, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Damn injured horses!
*shakes fist at horse*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

shakes +s t
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Up to the shoulder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

We can't find it anywhere.
There's one guy that knocks it out but it's completely different stuff, sends you loopy. So much so my mate thought he'd actually gone loopy and walked to the hospital whilst on it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Fancy dress idea: Go as a respectable member of society
then steal all the coats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Needs MOAR fighting with the neighbours

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It's an animal theme.
I might go as a magpie and nick all the shiny electronic goods I come across.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

A magpie? In Newcastle?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Go as Bruce Wayne
Dress normally
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)