You'll soon be confident enough to talk to a real woman!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

woohoo!
are you sayin lady quents int a real woman? she is you know, she got big ol babylons to prove it and a right hairy muff
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Hopefully not an English one
Nothing kills romance stone dead like correction of the use of the past participle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I find it easier to read his posts with a Yorkshire accent.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Haha!
This works better than expected!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Really? It comes across as a thick Bristol accent to me
I think it is his repeated use of "fucken"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

See, that could be NE too
Ya fucken gunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Whatever works, as long as we can find some way of understanding this poor dyslexic latent homosexual.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

is that an insult? sounds like one
should i be upset?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

More a fact than anything.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

STOPI CKING ON ME YOU HORRIBLE PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

YEAH! i won

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

You sure did slugger.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

hadns up like Rocky IV
yeah!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Good for you!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

wahey!
do you want to come to a prty at mine?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Will there be jelly and tizer?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

there will be now!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

look, fairy
i ent gopt no problem with you shirt lifters, ever since womens lib you guys have been doin alright, i like your fashion, some of your music ain't bad and the colours of your flag remind me of kids tv, but you CANNOT be correctin me english when you've been firing your love custard up anuva man's shitpipe

caprice?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

She isn't a man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

WHAT!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Caprice
She used to model Wonderbras and now looks like a doll
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

dunno what your goin on about pal, rthnaks for the input tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

YES, I WILL GET YOU SOME NICE CRAYONS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

i don't want em if they been up your bum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

eee by gum lad
I could right go pastie quite soon. You big puff, get back downt pit and stop larkin about on tinternet.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)