Oftiweak is pretty rare.
Tell us your history!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Shagadelic
etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

i dint read it all, good for you tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Have you ever been outside?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

i went out for lunch but dint have time to eat cos i was on the phone to my bank
:(((((((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

In a shocking display of complete flid-ism
I only got the 'joke' of his name the day before yesterday. This is a new personal low for me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Oh FFS.
*facepalms*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I no rite?
It's probably because I just read the Quentin part and glossed over the rest. Or because I'm a complete spacktard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

A little of column A...etc.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

haha! girl on the internet, who knew???

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

There are no girls on the internet
I personally am a trucker called Dave.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

fancy a blowie in the car park/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Nice tits Dave

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Thanks.
Anytime you want to borrow them, just let me know.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)

*books both out for three weeks on library card*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*looks forward to three weeks of being able to walk upright*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

*looks forward to going blind over 3 weeks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

born a spastic
lives a spastic

will die a spastic

next.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

lets sort this out once and for all, spastic is inapporpitae?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Mong then
Flid?
Spaz?
Window licker?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I prefer differently abled

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

It really doesn't matter what's "inapporpitae"
see your sig for reference
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

hes gonna rape me, he said so i wish i was dead :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)