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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nominative determinism
Apparently there are a disproportionate amount of lawyers are called Lawrence and Dentists called Dennis. There was also a man, called Michael Jackson, arrested yesterday for bumming small boys.
As Carl Jung put it: Are these whimsicalities of chance or are they meaningful coincidences?
What's in a name eh? Are you like your name, off-topic?

Alt: Something about food, I dunno rice or chips?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:15, 242 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
There are many of me in IT
I've personally met two people called the same as me

EDIT:
Also a chef and two professional footballers
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Does your name contain IT then?
or nerd?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
It does contain the letters nerd, yes
cheeky cunt
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Funnily enough
Mine contains the letters cheeky cunt
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
haha!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I am a lot like my name.
I'm big, a girl and I have worn blouses.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Hmmm
I'm neither sporty or a cow
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Bearing this in mind
Why are you called sportscow? I've always wondered. Not least because of the number of people, me for example, who assume you're a bird.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
A drunken conversation many years ago involving cars and animals
It came to the conclusion that a sportscow would be the best hybrid of the two. This is also the reason my car reg has MOO on it
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
If that latter part is true
it's fucking brilliant
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
It is true, I promise!
R30 MOO
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Oooooooooh that was foolish
Am genuinely impressed by this btw
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I couldn't give a fuck
My pic is on my profile and I've said I drive a BMW anyway
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
haha!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I'll take a pic tonight to prove it!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I believe you.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
BMW 318I, very flash.
Getting on a bit though.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
56 plate
Not flash at all TBH. Bottom of the range
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
1995 it says here.
I don't understand these modern new-fangled registrations. You and Beej should form a Northern Beamer Drivers Club
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
The R bit is 1995 but its a private plate
As long as your car is newer than the reg you put on it is fine.

i.e I can't put a 10 plate on mine. False advertising innit?!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
so what year is 56?
2006?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Actually I dont know!
I think so, yeah
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I won't have one for much longer : (
It has to go. I'm gutted.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
NOOOOoooooooooo!
Make daddy get you a merc, Like Swipe's, it's the only way you can hold your head up.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I love that car : (
I'll probably end up with a polo.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
NOOOOoooooooooo!
That blows, can you not get the big truck your sister needed a step ladder to get in to?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Too big for me to drive.
I have crap spacial awareness.

Off home now. Bye!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Shame, it would have suited you.
Laters.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Get another BM

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
She'd better get something good of it'll be a let down.
The current one has those little M badges that make it go faster.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
: )

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Part of the reason it's going is because of tax and insurance.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
The tax is cause its a guzzler though eh?
I think my tax is £180
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Mine is £200.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
£35 here

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Do they make cars out of lentils then?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Yes

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Also the way she drives
would put Schumacher to shame.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
*proffers 3rd best bicycle*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Awwww!
Fanku!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Insofar as I've never met anyone else with my name
and googling me only gets me, I guess I must be.

alt: rice for pudding. Chips for gravy.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
In our IT Department over half of the guys are called Paul

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I'm of the opinion that you should retrain as a lawyer, and open your own firm
Call it "*Your real surname* law."

If nothing else, it'd be entertaining for confusing people.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
hahaha!
I like this
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Peejo's real surname is LA?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
No, he is actually the gap toothed "rapper" from the Shamen
Mr C
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
And the C stands for Coles?
He is a cabbage salad?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I have no idea what you are on about tangles!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
AA suggested he open a law firm and give it his surname:
Coles law?
Oh forget it...
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
CLAW!!!11!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I said forget it!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
*glares*
*points fingers towards own eyes then yours*
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
*squares up to sporto*
*sharts*
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
officelol
There was a shart incident at my stag do, though not by me.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
And have more kids called
Sky,
Air,
Fire,etc
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
U.S.
Federal
The really annoying one from How I Met Your Mother, what's his name, oh I remember it's

This last one would make for an awesome birth certifcate
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Which basically means you have 3 IT guys and 2 are called Paul

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Blimey, that was a hairy few minutes
Thanks to AA for hooking me up with a proxy. Fucking work firewalls. I almost had to go elsewhere for my internet validation! THE HORROR
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Is this some sort of gay slang?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
No worries mate
Be very careful for a few days though, I'd advise staying off here altogether for that. If they've blocked a site due to excessive usage, they might be keeping an eye on you.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah this had occurred to me.
They've blocked and unblocked it before
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Unbelievable
Anyone would think this site contained offensive material or something.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I NO RITE
What a bunch of cunts
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I know, right?
Fuck jizzbomb Fritzl cuntychops
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Chances are the main site will have been blocked by a normal filter system
I can only access the QOTW part of here with the proxy server turned on
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
It was blocked at router level here, but so were a shit ton of other sites that people needed for research (e.g. LinkedIn was blocked under 'Social Networking')
Wasn't hard to convince the boss to allow us to turn off the content blocker.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
We have facebook blocked here yet our developers are writing an app for it.
I'm wondering how that works
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
We only have 3 sites blocked here
Facebook, Youtube and a forum that one girl used to spend hours a day on.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Well, I'm definitely agnostic.
And my real name is the same as a producer and a dead soldier. However, I'm clearly better than either of them.

Alt: Curry, rice and chips is wonderful.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I was waiting for a northerner to go for the half-rice half-chips option.
Atheism not good enough for you eh?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I don't believe in God, per se
I do believe in something, an all controlling force, something like that.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I dunno
I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but nothing to make me believe there's some sort of all-powerful force controlling everything. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
What you need is a good blaster

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Lizards?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Magnets?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
How do they work?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
my real name rymes with homosexual

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Ray?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
FFS
PIIIIIIISSSSS
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Ray?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Hearth?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Larrymore?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Nom Cruise?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
dunno what the fuck you lot are on about, non of those ones rhyme with homosexual

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Your name's Gary Domorecksewell?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
i seriously don't get it i'm being bullied by a queerbo

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Want me to draw you a picture?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
yes plz

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Gonna need those crayons back
Times are hard, etc
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
so am i

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Eelslols

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I knew one other guy with my real name at Uni
He was a complete anus. As well.

My username is very obviously enormously apt based on my interests/level of tragic bastard-ness
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I happen to think its an excellent username

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Oh, thanks very much mate :-)

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
+ for a gay Star Wars fan

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
haha!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
^this

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
xxx

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Complete lover of anus more like it
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
New boobs eh?
How much surgery can a girl have in one year?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
To match DOWN BELOW OW ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
POTD
No question
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Careful sporto, you nearly fell in

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
One day I am going to come to your house and engulf your family.
Then you'll be sorry
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I'm only funning, promise
mwah! x
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
My boobs are awesome as they are

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
POIDH

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Sure there's lots on my facebook

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Oh good
I'm sure I can narrow it down...
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Is that your slanty eyes when you are on vinegar strokes?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Lacist

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
BANG
Christ AA's got a lot of friends
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

friendspeople who drunkenly added him
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
They still count
It's like STDs, gotta catch 'em all
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Oh that reminds me
What happened to Bella?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I can only reveal such priviliged information to my FB friends
Or: she got fed up with certain people winding her up every time she came online and flounced.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
oh man I'd have liked to have seen that

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Nothing much to see in terms of a flounce
She got properly stuck into RSwipe at one point, but her actual flounce was something of a non-event. She just texted me one day to say she'd had enough of it. Sorry.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Several schools, and Congleton is a small town, so I know shitloads from there.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
My cousin has in excess of 900 friends
and he's an utter cunt, always has been
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I have under 80 because I hate everyone

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is your way of saying you're not going to accept my request, isn't it

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Oh I'll accept it then write hilarious comments on all your pictures

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
No you don't.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Even gay guys like boobs. weird
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Have you ever seen Gok Wan?
That guy can't keep his hands off them!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Seriously?
Haven't you seen How To Look Good Naked?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
No darling, I watch good TV shows

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
It's like magic.
Someone mentions boobs and I appear. I really do time these things well.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
*mentions boobs again*
EDIT:

Actually this sounds like I'm trying to get rid of you.

CLERK! Strike the remark from the records!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Do it yourself, cocksmoker

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I didn't think that at all.
You and Gonz seem to be the only two who are ever happy to see the three of us.

And yes, by that I mean me and my boobs.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
...and do you blame us?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
*ahem*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Just saw something
that made me think of you
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
My maiden name is shared by an author and a US soap actress
My married name is shared by some weird religious nut in America. I'm not sure I've ever come across any particular field which has more than an average number of Elizabeths. Except 'being posh'. There's quite a lot of posh Elizabeths.

I bet there's more beauty therapists called Tiffany, Cindy and Brittany than there are lawyers and doctors.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
There are many many Elizabeths in my family

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Are you posh then?
It's a family name on both sides of my family, which is why I ended up with it.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
hahaha!
Errr, no. Not at all!

My Mam is Elizabeth, my Nanna was Elizabeth, my daughter is Elizabeth, Mrs Cow's mam's middle name, etc, etc, etc, etc.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

family basement
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
There too

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
My name is full of awesome cause I'm part WOP.
Scotch-Italian, fighting with good looks.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Or
Tight-fisted yet utterly skint
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Amma slappa your faece

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Slap?
Big girl. A true Glaswegian would stab my faeces... er...
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
You mad gayer. Off to Bennetts or the Polo lounge with you.
They don't call it Glasgay for nothing!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Last time I was in Glasgow I came away £2,610 richer
I'm not going back so as to preserve my wonderful memories of the place
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Oh really? What happened?
Hpow come you never told us about it?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
It was a private, personal matter
This is neither the time nor the place
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Sorry mate
so as to preserve my wonderful memories of the place as my arse still hasn't recovered from the pounding.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Hahaha
*click*
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Alcoholic, in very poor health, corrupt and in terrible debt, you mean?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
+with a Monti in charge what could go wrong with their finances?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I cannot believe I had the nerve to post it.
Being of Scots descent and almost bankrupt, myself....
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I knew there must be a reason everyone on my Scottish side has married into English families
We must need the financial stability...
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
GIRUY

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
My mate is of Italian descent and his family name is the only one in the UK
He can trace his family back over 400 years here
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
pretty sure there's more than one family name in the UK

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
nicely done

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

done spelled
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
spelt

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Helmet

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
i was right and you were rong doo-dah doo-dah
fister is a fuckenmong oh di-do-dah-day
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Either spelling is correct, you flidmong
Google is your friend, and by that, I mean your only friend.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Yeah, but he has a better song, so he wins

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
* Shakes fist *
WhyIOughtta...etc
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
nah google told me that spelled is american so your wrong

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
You must be using the old version of Google.
The current version says that both are acceptable.

And it also says that you are a helmet.

Happy to help.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
someone doesn't like being shown up bt eh class flid eh?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Oftiweak is pretty rare.
Tell us your history!
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Shagadelic
etc
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
i dint read it all, good for you tho

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Have you ever been outside?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
i went out for lunch but dint have time to eat cos i was on the phone to my bank
:(((((((((
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
In a shocking display of complete flid-ism
I only got the 'joke' of his name the day before yesterday. This is a new personal low for me.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Oh FFS.
*facepalms*
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I no rite?
It's probably because I just read the Quentin part and glossed over the rest. Or because I'm a complete spacktard.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
A little of column A...etc.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
haha! girl on the internet, who knew???

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
There are no girls on the internet
I personally am a trucker called Dave.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
fancy a blowie in the car park/

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Nice tits Dave

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Thanks.
Anytime you want to borrow them, just let me know.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:08, Reply)
*books both out for three weeks on library card*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)
*looks forward to three weeks of being able to walk upright*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
*looks forward to going blind over 3 weeks*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
born a spastic
lives a spastic

will die a spastic

next.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
lets sort this out once and for all, spastic is inapporpitae?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Mong then
Flid?
Spaz?
Window licker?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I prefer differently abled

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
It really doesn't matter what's "inapporpitae"
see your sig for reference
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
hes gonna rape me, he said so i wish i was dead :(

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
My name is shared with a 'sportsman' who is twice as large as all his opponents.
There was a guy at uni with the same name as well. The arrival of the speeding ticket from Grampian Police led to LOLarious consequences.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Shirley Crabtree?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
EEE-ZEH! EE-ZEH!!
Christ it was shit.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
The reason to play out on a Saturday afternoon

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Hi Giant!
Or would you prefer 'Mr Haystacks'?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I was in Braveheart
and I write for the Guardian whilst solving complex Mathmatical problems via the medium of Comic Books. DC Comics.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I found out yesterday that my mate was in Doctor Who!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
(!)

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
DG would be impressed

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
That DG would be impressed, has failed in itself to impress me.
Soz

LOL

etc.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Thanks Quentin

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
homosexual promiscuity is nothing to be proud of

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Adam and the Ants follo...blahblahblahsuicideemopricks

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Haha, I concede this is a good post Quenters.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
ebony and ivory, workin together in harmony

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Bagsy be the white one

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)
You'd prefer to be Paul McCartney?
At least Stevie didn't know he was black
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Actually I'd like to change my mind.
Stevie Wonder isn't half bad, esp when up against 'Macca'.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Lose the dreads though, eh?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
He has been somewhat sullied by constantly being name-checked by talentless singers

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
this was funny someone give me credit i was sayin hes been "in" dr who

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
That's a very Chompy-like post...
Where is he today?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
sorry love, dunno who chompy is

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
You have posted better.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
oh what no way man i was proud of that

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I found out the other day that there's a b3tan with a rather attractive (and fairly well known) actress for a sister
Which was nice.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
oh shit i'm leaving now before i get her in trouble

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I'm intruiged now!

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)
looks like dyslexia's contagious

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
It would seem so
I hope I don't catch cuntitis off you
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
it'll be the closest either of us will ever get to a cunt

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Looks like I'm pretty close to one now

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
you work with Agnostic Antichrist?

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
this isn't persnal btw, hes just one of the few names i rmemeber

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Fairs fair he is a cunt though.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Not my place to say, I'm afraid.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Wasn't George Lamb a b3tan for a while as well?
Not that he's an attractive actress, but you know what I mean....
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Andrew O'Neill and Ben Goldacre are
They're both sort of famous, if you've heard of them.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
My name is shared by a top-end Islington antique dealer
I have never quite managed to work out how best to fraudulently exploit this fact.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
One of the lads in work has a very similar email address to a big TV agent
He frequently gets emails from famous people
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Have you thought about
trying this?
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I prefer Ian's brother 'Jim Jones'
EDIT that's a very funny scam though
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Monty is called Ian Revue?
Sounds like a gaming mag
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Haha
That is why I wouldn't be allowed to be a judge. I would rule against the company, as anyone that stupid surely deserves to be scammed by him.
(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
And the Islington antique dealer shares his name with a Shoreditch antique who knows plenty of dealers.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
*click*

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Once again I find myself planning your execution.

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)
ROFL

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

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