My wife get herself in to trouble opening her gob more than I do
For example a few weeks back the youngun had a massive bruise on her face from falling off the sofa. The nursery have a duty of care so ask about all cuts and bruises. Picture the scene...

Nursery Worker - She has a bruise on her cheek, how did that get there?
Wife - Oh I told her to stop messing about and she wouldn't listen.
Nursery Worker - *Stunned look*
( Peej, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?


Nothing you've already told it twice! LOL
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Fucksake.
A duty of care to ask about all cuts and bruises? Regular stuff, maybe, but one-offs in kids that are otherwise perfectly normal? Nanny state, I tell you.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I think its more about them pointing them out to you in case you dropped them off to nursery and they were fine
To make sure their staff or other kids aren't beating them up.
( Peej, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Or like a hire car
"It had those scratches when we got it"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)