They need to be seen, not heard.*
Alt: My current company don't do anything, and luckily when I worked at McDonalds, they didn't do anything hugely wacky, just a few more balloons out, etc. I think anyone who tries to guilt trip me into giving money to charity, the same way that those who told me I'm a bad person for shaving during Movember. You don't pay me to look a twat the other 11 months of the year, so why should I give a flying fuck what you think now, you flidmo cunts?

*Anyone pointing out that I am also young, and as such I should be the same, remember, you're seeing me, not hearing me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Weren't you sporting a cahhhncil estate tashe at the lolb4sh?
Sight of that very picture would silence all critics
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I discovered that day the razor had broken, didn't get a chance to run the shop for another.
And hated that fact.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:18, Reply)

This tops 'I fell down the stairs guvnor'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Haha
This is actually true, I seriously hated the fact I was going out looking like that, but due to a mistimed afternoon nap, I was already in a massive hurry, and half an hour late.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

was it fluffy?
how sweet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:21, Reply)

The only word I would ever use to describe my facial hair is 'pathetic'.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

ial hair e
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:24, Reply)