Well..
Couple of mates (one of whom is Pooflake) round this afternoon/evening for a jam. Shopping with G/F tomorrow, cooking dinner for us Saturday night.
Sunday I'll be off with the rest of Twang Club to a pub for lots of drinking and playing guitar.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

careful pooflake doesn't accidently wank you off into a horses mouth in front of your mother
it could happen in his crazy, crazy life
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Don't diss the pooster or you'll feel my wrath.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Strangest euphamism ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Does everyone get their cocks out at t'wang club?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Never came across (fnaar) that one before...
I don't think the mighty Pooflake will be wanking me off into a horses mouth in front of my mother for three quite important reasons:-
1/ Pooflake and I are both heterosexual.
2/ Neither of us have access to horses.
3/ My mother's dead.
Taking those three into account it's fairly unlikely, but there's always hope, eh!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I'm pretty sure wanking people off into horses' mouths
Isn't any indication of homo- or heterosexuality so much as fucking oddness.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)