To be born British is to have won first place in the lottery of life.
We're OK, but it depresses me how poor we are at speaking other languages and suchlike.

Alt: yes, why?

Alt Alt: Burst badger. Or Mimsy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

burst BADGER?
it's all about you, isn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

haha. Not really
"fanny like a burst badger" is merely one of the euphemisms I quite like.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

is that a euphemism?
more of a simile, surely? i mean, i don't see how what you're saying is any nicer than the real thing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

possibly a simile, yes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

"possibly" my arse
the simile, not the burst badger. in case there was any doubt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

"badly packed kebab" is a euphemism I heard recently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)

pjm has a phrase
a badly packed spotty kebab. rank.

i think he was talking about britney spears.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah, he was definitely talking about someone else wasn't he.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

he said that in the picture in question britney spears was flashing what looked like a badly packed spotty kebab.

so no, al. he wasn't talking about "someone else". he was talking about britney spears. like i said.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Touchy!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

just trying to be clear, old buddy old pal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I'm quite a fan of the phrase 'barber shop floor kebab'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)