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What is the worst thing about being British?What do we do well and badly as a nation?
Alt: Do any of you use Linkedin?
Alt Alt: Favourite word to describe a vagina?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:54,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Well - casual xenophobiaBadly - music
*eyes pigeons malevolently, checks workboresme's guide to cat-throwing*
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We do music badly in this country?EH????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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It is my belief that nothing we ever produce musically in this countrywill be enough to sufficiently apologise for Oasis.
Disclaimer; I'm aware that you're about to cite all manner of underground and non-mainstream artists and bands to contradict me, and bring your significantly superior musical knowledge to the table in order to humble me. Allow me to clarify; this post is designed purely to point out that the worst band of all time were British.
And so were The Smiths.
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have you seriously listened to some German and French bands?I realise Oasis are fucking awful, but think about this, man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:10,
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Allow me to redress;Oasis are the worst band in history who I've heard. Doubtless being a teenager at the height of their popularity and ubiquity has skewed my viewpoint, but I also blame them for driving creativity out of mainstream British music in the 90s. Any new up-and-coming bands with notions of "innovation" or "originality" quickly learnt that ripping off the 60s was the way to sell records.
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I'm not sure they were the worst, just far too sameyLiam has a fucking whiny voice too. The fact that their songs are quite basic and fairly easy to play might actually be a good thing as it got many people into bands
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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Yeah, SHIT bandsPossibly Oasis weren't the WORST per se, that honour would probably go to the likes of Cast, but they stuck around churning out interminable shite forever
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I mean the fact that once you've learned a basic bar chord you can play 90% of Oasis songsWhen you are learning the guitar, it is good to be able to play a known tune quickly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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Just being an argumentative cunt really(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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Well I was going to wade in and have a MASSIVE ARGUMENT ONLINE about thisAnd then the internet broke at work.
So I left in disgust and am now sitting in the pub.
Have a good weekend off-topic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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Oh don't listen to Mighters' talk, DF.His mind got scrambled at all those New Order raves that happened in the late 80s.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:17,
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*thunderous fives**heads off looking for cheap amphetamines*
/Although, all I actually said was that I distinctly remember a New Order sample being used to link other tracks a lot, to be fair, old boy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:23,
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and look at all that indie shit and jessie j and all taht other shit in the charts its shit(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Hang on...We do music badly?
Show your working please.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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I had to re-read it twice before replyingas I assumed I'd misread it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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We just aren't all thatcompared to the Estonian speed-folk scence.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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To be born British is to have won first place in the lottery of life.We're OK, but it depresses me how poor we are at speaking other languages and suchlike.
Alt: yes, why?
Alt Alt: Burst badger. Or Mimsy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:58,
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burst BADGER?it's all about you, isn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:59,
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haha. Not really"fanny like a burst badger" is merely one of the euphemisms I quite like.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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is that a euphemism?more of a simile, surely? i mean, i don't see how what you're saying is any nicer than the real thing!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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possibly a simile, yes.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:02,
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"possibly" my arsethe simile, not the burst badger. in case there was any doubt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:07,
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"badly packed kebab" is a euphemism I heard recently.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:03,
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pjm has a phrasea badly packed spotty kebab. rank.
i think he was talking about britney spears.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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he said that in the picture in question britney spears was flashing what looked like a badly packed spotty kebab.
so no, al. he wasn't talking about "someone else". he was talking about britney spears. like i said.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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just trying to be clear, old buddy old pal(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:26,
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I'm quite a fan of the phrase 'barber shop floor kebab'(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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The continual hand-wringing about what it is to be British.Alt: No
Alt Alt: Obtainable is usually good.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:59,
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Always having to say sorry.We do beer very well. Better than most - Belgium can fuck off, ours is best. And language, as a mongrel language we have the most expression available to us.
Not that I know much about it, but I'm fairly sure we are shit at sport.
Alt: Nope.
AltAlt: Growler.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:59,
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Actually we have the best cricket team in the worldAnd we're also top-notch at cycling
That's you told
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With an awareness that I know NOTHING about any sport...I'm pretty sure that we've only won cricket games because of the poor efforts made by our opponents, possibly related to betting scams. And cycling is a form of transport for hippies, isn't it?
Anyway, get up there ^ and argue your case about British music.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:07,
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I'm going to defend the cricket teambecause in the last year England have genuinely, and undisputably, been the best team in the world as a result of genuine brilliance on the part of the team as opposed to a lack thereof in the opposition.
But I'll drop it because let's be honest, you don't care.
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YouAlt: Yep, after admitting I was already on there, my Boss had me set up accounts for every office member of staff, great fun(!)
Alt Alt: Minge, or (thanks to BK) - Sea Urchin.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:00,
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We chose the wrong side in WWIIAlt: nah man
Alt alt: Battered's face
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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OK then 'Batteredsface'It's nowhere near as grave an error as the one you posted above, though, old son.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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Explanation abovePlease bear in mind that I am in a spectacularly nihilistic mood and all attempts to engage me in argument will likely be met with a shrug of epic, possibly even French, proportions.
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how would i know i haven't finished thinking yet!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:13,
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wait what thing?don't distract me im trying to think
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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i was always saying hey wait here a sec, i'll just get something for you, it was very amusing(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
haha great minds think alike what a classic comedy routine!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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a staggeringly unlikely role for me etc(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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it's question of the weeknow i don't want to be a bitch or a stickler, but if you can't deal with questions, i really have to query whether you are on the right forum...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:29,
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hey i was trying to think of the right answer,if it is question of the week surely you want the right answers, not just the first thing that pops into people's heads, sorry for trying to contribute positively to your forum :( :( :(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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Apologising when it wasn't your faultWe do drinking very well I feel
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Yes, sometimes. Its like facebook without the pics and puns
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CUNT - every time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:05,
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No, I amReally, it's no trouble
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:09,
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We do good bacon sandwiches.
Alt: I'm on LinkedIn, but apart from occasional spam from recruiters, I don't use it.
Alt Alt: Vertical Bacon Sandwich. Because I found it in the swear filter at work and giggled.
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Are you Swipey's last assistant, making up for lost time?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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I think b3ta may be ruining my lifeAm engaged with an increasingly-casual IM chat with our service manager and he was complaining that this evening he'll have to listen to his better half rabbiting on about the new Twilight movie she's going to see, and without thinking it through I responded "she can't talk with her mouth full"
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Fuck off!The fucking corporation. I like paying my license fee. mark thompson or whoever whatever yeah
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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BBC ONE MAN!Fucking hell...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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sorry Roota, won't happen again Roota
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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Can you leave the table now, there's a good chap?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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Queuingand moaning.
Alt: No, never have. What is it?
Alt Alt: anything but 'fanny'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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I really dislike the word 'flange'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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Is that why you never made it as an engineer?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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That and one or two other reasons.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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The one time you could have used an apostrophe, and you didn't.So who has a stick up her fanny then? Assuming you've ever seen a fanny, which I'm guessing you haven't...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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Does that make you Julian, Dick, or Anne?My vote would be Dick.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Funny eyes.Malformed. probably really strong.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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Just because she's a Scouser doesn't make her a criminal.I mean, she is, but it's not because she's a Scouser.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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Your interfacing screeeeeeummmmmust be wrong or something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:05,
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Bless.Do kids even read the Famous Five any more?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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Has anyone pointed this out yet?www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/middle-class-ketamine-users-'risk-delusions-of-cool'-201111184562/
“The potency of Ketamine is such it can make a barrister's son from Windsor believe he is someone called 'DJ Che Headfuck' and organise dubstep raves in pub skittle alleys that smell of piss."
*cough cough*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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HahahahahahahaThat is all.
No, wait; hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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*something about 'dirty beats'*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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The worst thing about being British is being lumped in with the Scots, the Irish and the WelshI think we should seriously consider "giving independence" to large parts of the North too. Actually, sod it, Devolution for London! We should be a city state in out own right and keep the Riff Raff out.
Edited to add: "Ankh-Morpork" anyone?
Alt: No.
AltAlt: Clunge
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:47,
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You could call it the Twatican City(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAnd we could rename Newcastle as "Massive Shite"
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Suits me, I don't live there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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I'm going to buy the naming rights and call it the TGB Arena(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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Jealousy is such an ugly emotion SportoBest not to give in to it, eh?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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Every time someone calls him thatI'm reminded of one of my favourite films.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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Love that film but have evidently not seen it in so long.I so wanted to be Bender.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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And here was me thinking that was so easy no one would do it.Silly me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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Easy as a Foxtrot on a common(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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*not enough to do on a Friday afternoon high fives*(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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That's my boy friend you're talking about, you do know that?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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I wondered why he'd stopped returning my calls....(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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You just ain't got the 'tache, sister!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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I thought it must be something like that..(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:23,
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I thought you were his adoptive mother.Which interestingly make you Quentin's adoptive grandmother.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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*looks round*Yep, this is definitely still b3ta....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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Point.But what's a boy to do? He's called Bender at the end of the day and he was the coolest. I was always sad when they made Alison all respectable and normal, I thought she should have gone off with Bender or the geek boy. See also: Not going off with Ducky at the end of Pretty in Pink.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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Haha!OK. Each to their own, CQ.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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Absolutely, enjoy your hovel and you wasteland old boy(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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Good man, I shall enjoy my rat-infested hell-hole of a city with it's stupid prices, crappy air quality and wall-to-wall wankers.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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And I shall take the whippet (King Charles Spaniel) out t'neet (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:14,
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I shall be standing guard over my son's bed to keep the rats away.Tomorrow we scavenge for food.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:18,
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Pigeons more so...and whippets
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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Y'can't go eatin' whippets man!What'll keep you warm at night? Boil yer flat cap in stead, or better still sell it to some bloody hipster to wear while riding his 'fixie' and getting in my fucking way.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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Alt Alt: Seafood Resturaunt
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:18,
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This reminds me of how dumb I feltwhen someone pointed out to me how dirty the lyrics to Shake, Rattle and Roll are.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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Now I'm going through the lyrics to figure out what bit is rude...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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It's the bit about the one eyed cat, isn't it?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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Well, all of it if you know how to enterpret it apparentlybut I was amazed that I hadn't noticed the line about the one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:27,
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And what a fucking magnificent record it is too.Until Bill Haley got his fat sweaty fingers on it...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:30,
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Ah, monty I was waiting to have a conversation with you about musicI discovered last night that Dozer is on my side Re The Sultans of Ping, I thought this might help you appreciate how wrong you are.
Edit: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1437447
It's quite lyrical really.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:44,
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Dozer has some of the worst taste in music I've ever come acrossI wouldn't use his opinion to back up an argument.
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He was hilarious last night, so utterly full of himself defending against some /talkers on here, brilliant internet.(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
It was a beautiful thing, wasn't it?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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I was kind of waiting for the "Hahaha got you!" but it never came, I was giggling quite happily.(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I found it hard to credit he was entirely serious.He either really is a colossal ponce or very good at pretending to be one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:51,
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Yeah, but when hes not talking utter shit he seems like an alright guyI suspect some of it's true but he exagerates it, a bit like I do with the whole Commie thing.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:53,
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i don't know who or waht you were talking about, i was making and irrelevant point(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
The former definitely.No-one can get that excited about a band saying that their instruments are their amps, rather than their, well, instruments.
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It did rather put me off whatever squiggle named band he was extolling the virtues of, to be sure.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:54,
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Seems like an aching ballbag to me.SORRY, a dead smart aching ballbag.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:53,
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Perfectly reasonable opinonand I cannot fault your line of reasoning, just , like I say, he seems an alright guy when he's not off on one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:56,
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I can only judge folks on what they say here that I've seen.His attempt to be all dead smarts just made him seem like a smug as fuck student.
He should have written sne sne at least a hundred times at the end of his pish.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:58,
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Point, I took him for far younger than he actually is (about 30 I think) at first.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:59,
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This only makes him seem like even more of a twunt.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:00,
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I think we (by which I mean me and Noely) have agreed he's a nice twunt though.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:03,
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As long as that's sorted.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:09,
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Well if you're saying it, maybe it's trueAlthough we need Gonz's opinion to be 100%.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:57,
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Nice enough guy, but opinionated in a floral, exotic way like a good peach sorbet between courses while a slave massages your balls, and never wrong.(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I love this descriptionI think he probably would too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:00,
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That's rich coming from you, you who sits drinking his own brand cider, you who goes walking across hills and valesyou who ...
No, you're probably right.
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It was Weston's I'll have you know, I've been informed by Tourette's that it's actually DEATH CIDER and I was lucky to be alive after three litres.(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Pah!A drink for schoolgirls. Nice though but something like Addlestones is far more deserving of your fear and respect.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:02,
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I shall not be approaching Crazy Cider for some time to come, that's for sure.(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Shame westons is tasty.Mind you 3 litres.....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:06,
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*Hugs*It'll be all right lad, just grin and bear it for now and it'll pass.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:13,
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I think it's a wonder that your mother hasn't died suddenly given what an awful person you are.(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)
its the only thing keeping her alive, every other cunt in the world gets my karma(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Normally I agreeBut Monty and he agree on most of the hiperty hop shit, so I thought it might carry some weight with him. Plus that post is pure poetry man.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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Polly.Quentin took Rachel in his arms, thrusting his chest against hers. She gasped, felling more like a woman than at any time in her life and melted into his embrace. "Taht yo uall ready then ym love?" he enquired like a rabbid Yorkshireman hewing at the coalface.
"Oh yes Quentin! Take me now!" she exclaimed. "My Polly is as wet as a dog's nose."
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:21,
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This has legs.It could be almost as good as Lugage's Monty/FreeFare porno.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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That good, eh?Christ alive that was poor.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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Don't make me repost it in it's entirety.It was sweetly beautiful.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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Like your girlfriend can read....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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have to, saw her at lunch in the pub and we talked about larainebitch got issues, man
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dunno her surname, she's a south afrikan self defence instructor who wants to study psychology tho\o/
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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I'm doing up a house right now, the place is a distaster but the electrics seems fine.I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:47,
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i got the rat patrol on the gat control, got foes tryin to make sure my casket's closedtough week all round, really
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I'm not British, I'm Scottish.Alt: Yes I do.
Alt alt: Monty Boyce.
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alright.I was pished on champagne last night. Pished but lucid enough to be my usual suave and charming self.
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You were opinionated in a floral, exotic way like a good peach sorbet between courses while a slave massages your balls.If I may steal Noel's lovely words.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:32,
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I wish I could take credit for such grandiloquence.WooHoo! I spelled grandiloquence right first time, go me! *prouds*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:40,
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Yup.I think you should be flattered.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:44,
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Now I feel like a grass.it's all in this thread further up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:50,
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I couldn't keep a straight face and claim it's 100% complimentary.(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 18:02, Reply)
Alt alt: Clopper.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:22,
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Somehow I'm not surprised.I've been to the pub. In approximately two hours time I shall be going to the pub again. Then I shall do the same thing tomorrow when I fear that Newcastle's unbeaten run may come to a sticky end.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:26,
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I noes rite?It's like I don't have anything better to do.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:29,
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Like Middlesbrough, you mean?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:29,
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no poisonous snakesbbc, nhs, chips
alt no
alt alt: cunt.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:39,
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We has Poisonous snakes Cavy.they're just a bit crap, but we have em.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:41,
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Point.Well, there's probably more than one adder, but one species it's true.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:45,
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a cock withrancid green slime coming from it does not count as a poisonous snake
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:46,
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well they better not go near meit's on my mind as the email about going to ecuador just got sent round. Need 2 and a half grand and it'll be full of things trying to kill me but it'd be awesome. Not sure I'd get on the trip but it's worth a try
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:45,
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Be careful if you do go, but yeah, sounds fun.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:46,
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i suspect I would come backred, blistered and covered in various insect/creature bites and crossing my fingers that none go necrotic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:48,
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Sounds about rightYou are a bit melanin deficient, aren't you? But all of the above with a massive grin on your face. I say go for it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:51,
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I think I would always regret itif I chickened out. Even if I don't get on this one, I'll try and get on the next. I was trying to get involved in a project in Africa, too and go out during the summer, but I've done nothing towards it at all. I need to do more of that kind of thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:54,
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Totally.You never regret the things you do as much as the things you don't.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:55,
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