someone at work asked what sexting was
(as it was a thing that was supposed to be mentioned in tutorials)

I helpfully explained that it was when you changed your phone to vibrate shoved it up your chuff then called the phone. Luckily someone else pointed out I was lying before she taught her class that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:49, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That would only work if you had a Siemens phone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Ha!
Excellent.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I'm just going to go and nokia one out.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

If that's your 'Desire' who are we to stop you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)