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Amberl's been in touch to say she's been taking part in mechanogenetic experiments and is now a 40ft tall hunter-killer with awesome curves and centre-right proclivities.If you could have something robotic transplanted onto your body, what would you have?
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Robotits.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:03,
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I'd like to get my robotits fitted with laser nipplesI'd be like HEY CHECK OUT MY TITS and people would be like COR and I'd be like PEW PEW PEW and they'd be like AAARGH MY FACE HAS BURNT OFF and I'd be like LOL
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broadsword, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:04,
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Oh great, TWO new threads since the last one, all about the same thing, meaning I've been sitting there F5ing on the other ones.Terrible Bullying.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:07,
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Why the fuck would anyone want robo tits? They'll be all hard and uncomfortable.I want a piston penis, a spunking jackhammer of a cock,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:19,
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Not right now, too busy, can't be bothered to deal with it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:40,
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So what you're saying is you fucking love Gonz's hard cock?(
broadsword, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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I can't see why she wouldn't.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 Nov 2011, 13:26,
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I keep reading that as you wanting piston's cock and honestly it's making me feel a bit uncomfortable.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 Nov 2011, 13:13,
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Haha, oh boy I do love a good strikethrough gag.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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It's funny because it makes you look like you said something silly.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 13:26,
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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I already have go go gadget arms.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:09,
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We need a similar Amberl campaign
Can anyone get hold of a couple of airships?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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Blousies tits? (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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sorry noel, going to park a boring question just hereI just got a htc legend (woo! yay me!) and transferred the sim from my old phone. it'll make phone calls, send texts, got it to recognise my contacts but it will not connect to the intermanet. The browser is set to use mobile networks, I've check that, but still it is being a cunt.
Can one of you big, strong nerds help little old me, please?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 15:58,
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Sorry. I can't.www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15792282
I'm rubbish at that sort of thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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s'ok i fixed it myself(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:23,
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except it seems to consider b3ta to be restrictedand will only let me go to porn sites instead:(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:41,
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Take your phone off vibrate.It'll be fine then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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someone at work asked what sexting was(as it was a thing that was supposed to be mentioned in tutorials)
I helpfully explained that it was when you changed your phone to vibrate shoved it up your chuff then called the phone. Luckily someone else pointed out I was lying before she taught her class that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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That would only work if you had a Siemens phone.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:51,
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I'm just going to go and nokia one out.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:57,
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If that's your 'Desire' who are we to stop you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:59,
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Robot clit.Digital orgasms.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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I wonder if anti-virus software would stop you from getting AIDS(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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it's like he just forgot his trousers(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:16,
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He's saying like. "Hey, didn't see you there. Well, come on in. Make yourself at home. Can I get you a drink?"OR
"You guys! Okay, where's my pants?"
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:18,
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or"I spent so much on perming my hair, I can't afford pants"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:19,
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"God, I'm so drunk right now. Where's my pants and hamburger"loltopical!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:23,
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i have no idea why this is topical(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:27,
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He was caught on video half naked, pissed and throwing up.(
girlinthehole, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:30,
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robot hairthat could act as tendrils.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:09,
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more to the pointwhat wouldn't i use them for?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:16,
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I had a think about it, dunno. Good point, well made.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:17,
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plus squishy tendril robots are the way forwardI read about some dudes who'd made a robot tentacle in new scientist. Apparently that's now the future of robots
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:18,
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Making legs and stuff is hard.Look at God. He started off with small organism then went for limbs MUCH later on.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:22,
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but alsosome of the 'thinking' goes on in the legs. kinda. well not really but fuck it, taht's close enough, I'm off out in a mo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:28,
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Because then when I dance I can mesmerize gentlemen.(
girlinthehole, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:30,
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You seem to obsess a bit much about men(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:33,
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We're not worth it you know.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:36,
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Hay Cavy [and/or] Blowsie, you look like my third wife[s]........I've only been married twice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:54,
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Having spent most of today with a hangover.I've recovered sufficiently to go out this evening.
I think this is a cause for Internet celebration.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 18:56,
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Awesome awesome daaay, I have had, an awesome day.Today I got
- A brand spanking new Nokia Lumia 800 mobile comunication device. I'm not sure what phone to sale now.
- About £50 worth of Lush goodies
- 3 AMAZING candles that I picked up from covent garden that will make awesome presents and if no one wants them I'll have them.
- 4 big bags of sweets for £5, I got Anaseed Balls (Mum's Fave), Liquoriish Torpeedos (Dad's Fave), Sugar Free Cola Bottles (Uncle Tone's fave) and Beer Bottles (my fave).
- I got lost and ended up in a piaztza thing with these shops selling clothes and stuff that was way out my price range but everything was so beutiful with the lights on the streets and if you asked me where it is, I could never find it again. I don't even know what it was called. I was just following backstreet after backstreet and finding these amazing little boutiques.
- The train stalled on the way in and I was stuck in the train for 30 minutes but it's OK 'cus I left enough time. I got off at the next stop and thought everyone who didn't was a fucking phsyco. Karma may help me a lot, but common sense does the bulk of the work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 19:00,
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I reckon you enterted some sort of alternative dimenson when you found those shops.It's the only explanation.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 19:03,
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I'm quite disapointed that I didn't end up in Brakebills College, but as someone who likes his technology, it's a good thing I don't mess with The Circumstances.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 19:08,
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