Ideas for fairy tale fancy dress for literacy day next week.
Go go go

Alt: best Xmas present ever?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 19:15, 16 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

fairy tale
or fairytale

Alt: Christmas is fucking shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Go as Shane MacGowan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)

That is genius

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Put on your bra and knickers, with a fur coat the pour pigs blood all down you and the mask of a fox, tell everyone you are Katie Price...
.... but really __really__ you're this fella: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trickster Raynold The Fox.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

OH GOD, I forgot to say.
I arrived early and they started filming and they wanted me in the film that I think is gonna be on telly and social media and stuff and I couldn't stop sweating and I look like a fat sweaty geek lusting after some fit bird showing me gadgetry.

=S
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I'm going to be known as "The fat sweaty nokia rapist" =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Maybe bobby could go as THAT on literacy day

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I liked this and cried simultaneously

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Oh, by the way, they've got another 2 days (next two saturdays) of 70 people in London worth of phones to give away, I donno what's been taken or not, but there is high chances of winning
https://www.facebook.com/nokia.uk?sk=app_283884111624497
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Shrek?
How about Blackbeard? Kids love pirates, you're a whopping great bloke with black hair and a beard, they'll love it. Bonus points if you scare one of them into pissing themselves.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Done

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

be the wolf dressed as granny in red riding hood
legitimately fairytale, but lets you fulfil both your crossdressing and furry fetishes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Perfect!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 0:09, Reply)

yes I am

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 0:12, Reply)

evening all
I have had beer and curry and a victory over Bolton.

Monkfish curry at that, and I have never been a fish person.

Mind you, I only had about half of it, it got a bit much by the end.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UoqrhL7M1Q
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 0:28, Reply)