In the last two years I've been abroad seven times.
But the longest of any of those was three nights. I wouldn't mind going on holiday but fuck knows who I'd go with, 'lads' holidays are my worst nightmare.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

that's why we need
a b3ta holiday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

We're all going on a, b3ta holiday,
WANK SHIT COCK FUCK for a day or two.
FUCK DICK PRICK FANNY on a b3ta holiday,
No more worries for me and you
TWAT FUCKER SHITWANK
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

*applauds*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

genius
almost Swiftian in its subtle wit and poetry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

All we need to do is get Cliff to sing it.
Then punch the fucker square in the face.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

One word for you then sir: Saga.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

an oddessy would be better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Nah, those Greeks are a bunch of poofters.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)