My eye is twitching.
I fucking hate twitchy eyes.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll fucking swap you.
I've got a screaming attack of the Foxtrots.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'll stick with my twitchy eye thankyou.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

My fucking point exactly.
That bloody pint of ice cream has probably left my body by now, though. And not necessarily by the same exit.

/TMI
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

The Norwich two-step.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

It's a bloody quick step.
Straight to the bathroom : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

'When not bummin' it's PLUMBING!'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

*boaks*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Be sure it doesn't develop into a explosion of the Gonz's.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

That was a b-side by Elkie Brookes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Wut?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Sorry. I was thinking of Crystal Gayle.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Nutter!
I was thinking of sexy eyes by Dr Hook.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Now I have an earworm.
Ta.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Sounds more like you've got worms.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I tell you what, mate
at the bloody minute, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Sounds more like the Black Eyed Peas to me.
My eye my eye my eye my eye is twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-tching
My eye my eye my eye my eye is twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-tching
My eye my eye my eye my eye is twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-tching
My eye my eye my eye my eye is twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-tching
I fucking ha-a-a-a-ate twitchy e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eyes

(repeat ad nauseam)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)