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Any of you fancy a pint on either the 9th or 10th of Dec?
In the place they call London, details to be confirmed.

Alt: First ever 7" single
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:02, 149 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Awwwwwww not this time man, busy weekend the one before and the one after means broke, broke me.
Alt: Double Trouble and the Rebel MC - Street Tuff
Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7UzbzGtvs
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Are you a Yankee?

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Eh whut?

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Everybody shake your stuff!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:08, Reply)
*shakes stuff*

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Love that tune.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Are you a Yankee?
No. You're a Northerner.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
That London?
Where the fuck is that? is it near Weston?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Evening b3th
How is the job-hunt going? My reputation is at stake.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Well, I'm not employed yet
but I think that's more my fault than yours ; )

I'm thinking of setting up a day's worth of interviews/appointments in Bristol at some of the agencies that have been posting my favourite job adverts. Or do you think I would be better talking to them by phone instead? Or both, even?

Unfortunately, serious trawling about will have to wait until I'm back on my feet again, which might be another week or so.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)
No point putting yourself on offer if you sound ill.
No one wants a poorly person to deal with. Make appointments, put on a suit and go in and sell yourself!

And then meet me for a beer after work.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
It's all beer, beer, beer with you, isn't it?
Where's the romance, Jeff? Where's the skittles?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Oddly.
I've got both a packet of sour Skittles and some Crazy Cores on my desk at the moment.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Eton Rifles, The Jam.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
*Sups beer, collects fags*

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
9th is the works Christmas do and it's more than four hours to London, so no.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
First 7" single.
OMG! you're too young to answer.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
They may not have been the format of choice when I was a lad, but that doesn't mean I've never bought any.
The fact the vinyl I have is all 10"s and LPs does though.

The first 10" I bought was "Please Note Our Failure" by Jim O'Rourke. To this day I'm still not sure what speed it's meant to be played at, or which side is A and which is B.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Fuck you and fuck your obscure musical interests.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Classy.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Innit.
Just joshing
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
But if cassingles count, it was "Flat Beat" by Mr Oizo.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Did they still make cassingles by then?
I thought that was post-millennium.

I honestly can't remember my first single. I can remember some shockingly embarrassing ones, though.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)
It was 1997 or 98. I can remember HMV in Barnsley stocking them well after the mer-len-yum.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Yeah, well, that's Barnsley for you.
I miss Barnsley.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)
you idiot, 9th and 10th of december was almost a year ago!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)
alt: do the bartman

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Oh my god, I used to know all teh words to that!
See also - Heroes in a Half Shell (Turtle Power)
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I had both of those on 7".

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
NO YOU FUCKEN DIDN'T
i had turtles on tape
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)
My eye is twitching.
I fucking hate twitchy eyes.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I'll fucking swap you.
I've got a screaming attack of the Foxtrots.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I'll stick with my twitchy eye thankyou.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
My fucking point exactly.
That bloody pint of ice cream has probably left my body by now, though. And not necessarily by the same exit.

/TMI
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
The Norwich two-step.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
It's a bloody quick step.
Straight to the bathroom : (
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
'When not bummin' it's PLUMBING!'

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)
*boaks*

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Be sure it doesn't develop into a explosion of the Gonz's.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
That was a b-side by Elkie Brookes.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Wut?

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Sorry. I was thinking of Crystal Gayle.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Nutter!
I was thinking of sexy eyes by Dr Hook.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Now I have an earworm.
Ta.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Sounds more like you've got worms.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I tell you what, mate
at the bloody minute, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Sounds more like the Black Eyed Peas to me.
My eye my eye my eye my eye is twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-tching
My eye my eye my eye my eye is twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-tching
My eye my eye my eye my eye is twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-tching
My eye my eye my eye my eye is twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-twi-tching
I fucking ha-a-a-a-ate twitchy e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eyes

(repeat ad nauseam)
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I've just burped and trumped at the same time.
What's the chances of that happening?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Depends.
Are you a 33 year old telecomms engineer from Norwich?

Then the odds are about 1:1
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)
shame no-one was there to see it really, no way of proving it ever happened

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)
YOU CALLING ME A LIAR??

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Fuckin' do 'im Blousie.
Here, gimme your bag to hold.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
As a no good stinking thief I can see when other people are trying it on.
Fair play for the opportunism though Jeff, the old "holding her handbag" is a classic move.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
you're on form this evening.
That's twice you've made me laugh.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
nah jus pointing out that your by yourself

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
LOL

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Forever Alone

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
We'll always have the pier b3th.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
That was a magical time, Blousie.
A simpler, easier time.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
No you won't. I was there.
So that taints that memory.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Stop putting yourself down.
You're fucking worse than I am.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I'm joking though.
It isn't every day I get to take the ladies of OT right up the promenade.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
What ladies?
There was only me, Blousie and Amberl.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
You're right.
It isn't every day I get to take the ladies crack whores of OT right up the promenade
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)
omg did you hear about amberl? she killed herself cos rachelswipe bullied her

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
or was it someone else? fucked if i care

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
That's nothing!
I got killed by CQ, and now he's wearing my skin like a dress.

You'll be fucking sorry when Amberl gets back, she's well hard innit.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
i reckon i'd do CQ in a dress made of your skin, sounds hawt
she can't be that hard if she killed herself over a bit of light hearted ribbing
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
hehe!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Neither event is purely random, so any estimate would be meaningless.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I'm In
9th better than 10th, but should be OK for either.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Sweet!
I'll meet you for a beer. But only if you make up with Blousie.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Who?
Is it just you and me Jeff?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Monty and Battered are up for a pint.
I'll see what Stunned Poster is doing too.

I could stick it on the calendar I suppose.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)
So, you me and Battered then.
Sounds good. :) could calendar it, might get randoms but could be good.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Why on earth not eh?

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)
indeed.
What can possibly go wrong?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I have literally no idea what a 7" is.
I bet half of you on here could tell me where you were when Lincoln was shot.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)
RL Lol

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
me too.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
hahahahahahaha

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I'm kind of happy he knows who Lincoln is.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Yeah, they played Leyton Orient at the weekend.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
You need to buy a bow tie.
So every time you make a pun it can spin round to the sound of a kazoo.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Run-a-round!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Alt:
That I bought, either Heartbreak Hotel or Hendrix's version of All Along The Watchtower. That I ownwed, Kim Wild something or other can't remember the name.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Oh please!
we all know that your first seven incher was some guy at college called Dave.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Dave Darth.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Nah, that was your latest one.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
My First, my last, my only.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)
So hot for you baby.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
the lack of bed frame amuses me.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
He has no bed frame.
Only a mattress.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
*shakes head*

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I've seen a really chgeap bedframe on ebay

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Does this bedframe have a friend called Orgm.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Are you mocking my gonzism again?
Orm and Cheep used to freak me out. They were seriously weird.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
if only cheep could fly

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Nerp, watching Redbull racing driving up and down the town center that day.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)
That's an excuse to get out of your town if I've ever seen one.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I'd LOVE to meet you all for a drink.
The feeling will not be mutual.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Pfft!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)
:'(

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
What you sadfacing for?
I'm pffting that you are incorrect.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Ah, I thoughts you were laughing at me.
I'd love to do a b4sh thing but I live in another country. I'm all forrin.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Forrin?
Eugh!

What kind of forrin?

Please don't tell me you're French.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Scotch.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)
hahahah!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)
No, no, no.
We're not forrins. It's everybody else that's the forrins.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Scots are the worst of the fucking lot.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)
You can fuck off an' all!
We're the salt of the earth.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I'm from Aberdeenshire
You skaldy bastard.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)
You Teuchter!
I'm a Falkirk Bairn, transplanted to Fife. And now in that England place.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I love the word teuchter.
When I describe things as 'well teuch' I have to explain. This is to people from Selby.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Yeah, but you have to explain indoor lavatories to them.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
True.
And colour TV.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
what type of forrin are you?
you're not one of them shifty darkies, are you?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Worse!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:36, Reply)
oi!

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Love you bbz.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)
youuuuu toooooooooo

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I'd be glad if you came.
But do you not live in the frozen north?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Greetings- I am of course the suavest man on OT.
The Vengabus is coming,
The boys inside are bumming
Each other up the plumbing, it's really quite becoming.

In honour of CQ.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Oi!
I was defnding you the other night. And this is the thanks I get.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I thought you'd like it.
Here, have this as an apology.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY&ob=av2e
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
On my phone babe
And straight to bed when I get home. I shall choose to imagine it's one of those things we agree on.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
It's Express Yourself by NWA.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
evening chumps
london is too damn far away.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Everywhere's too far away from where you are.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
yeah, I know :(

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Yes but it teases me relentlessly.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)
tickling your ribs

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)
from the inside

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
As well as other parts.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
usiing its big ben

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Piffle.
Iff you aranged a welsh bash I'd come. And I'm going all the way to scotchland for new years. You just don't try.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:44, Reply)
yeah, but this one is right after the deadline for
big work thing (so I'll probably still be working on it), possibly the weekend of some friends' housewarming and I still have no idea when I'm moving house
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Excusese excuses

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
oh yeah
and I'd like sympathy for my headache, please
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
*sympathies*
I will also be happy to swap your headache for my gastric nonsense.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)
gastic?
I thought you had lung problems?
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)
See above.
Montezuma is revenging himself on me for eating that fucking ice cream.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)
yeah, but you got eat ice cream

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I am NEVER eating that fucking stuff again.

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:57, Reply)
*there there*

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)
My first ever 7" single was Transmission by Joy Division.
Original pressing, Factory Records, the B side is Novelty.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Jubblies!
*Goes to bed with cocoa*
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Oh man, I love a good bash
first 7" was probably pinky and perky, those motherfuckers were hip hop before hip hop was hip.
(, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

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