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Best one ever was at Andy Goram, the Rangers keeper.He was diagnosed schizophrenic, so the chant went, "There's only two Andy Gorams!"
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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My favourite was aimed at formerly-shit striker Bobby Zamora"When the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora..."
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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Or at Tim Howard after it was revealed he had tourettes My old man said, be a goalkeeper.
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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There's only one John OsterOnly one John Oster
He used to be shite
But now he's alright
walking in an Oster wonderland
He was always shite, I just always liked the chant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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The Liverpool one at Alan Shearer was mildly entertaining"You should've stayed on the telly!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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Pfft, he's a better manager than he is a punditGod have mercy on his soul.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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