I sent an email to my male boss
signed 'Scarpe, XXX'. And one to the missus that said, 'Kind Regards, Scarpe'.

Neither of them were impressed, for differing reasons.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ha,
Fondest regards, is a personal hatred of mine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I actually hate signing off emails
'Yours sincerely' is just all sorts of wrong for an email, no matter how many times I'm told to 'treat it like you would a letter'.

'Kind regards' is not something I'd use in any other context,

'Best' is just shit

'Thanks' only really works when there's actually something to say thank you for. 'This is all wrong and you're an idiot, thanks, Scarpe'...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Cheers
The ones that bug me irrationally are the ones where their so-called "kind regards" are actually part of their email signature, rendering it even more impersonal.

Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Cheers!
yeah, that can fuck off too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Nuff said

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Hahhaaahah
_cunt
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I sign all mine "cheers"
I blame that Legless cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Douglas Bader?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

yeah, he was a nightmare.
always nicking your pint.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

he could drink a lot.
Hollow legs.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Mine are generally closed "Later, bitchtits!"

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Always 'Regards,' with me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I was emailing myself work so I could finish it at home.
And had 'Tits' as the subject, and 'Fannies' as the message. Then I clicked to send it to Lisa (one of my lecturers) instead of Liam (me). Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:52, Reply)

lol stooodent japes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I hope you ended with a question mark.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)