PETROL AND BACON
best kind of pants i've got are the ones that don't have holes in them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:27, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's your nappy sweetheart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

pants without holes are stupendously difficult to put on.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

This is true of all pants for Quentin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

no they're not i've been dressing myself since i was 12

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

12? Oh, well DONE sir.
So, if they have no holes, I assume you have no legs, then? Very sorry for your lots.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'VE GOT TWO LEGS, ARE YOU STUPID??

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

no. no. I'm not.
you, however, apparently are.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)

no need for "apparently" dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

o bitch don't even go there

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Apparently your are

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

we were talking about which one of us is more intelligent the other day
i conceded that it was her, i just have a way with words
(Quentin Oftiweak I LOVE YOU CHARLOTTE, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?????, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:24, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)


i wish you had a GO AWAY with words

( rachelswipe cock fairy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:31, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

o witty, i like that, what sort of law do you specialise in? I could have room for you at my firm

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)

like you could afford 1 unit of my time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I reckon your on £35-40,000pa
I've got guys on £50,000+ depending on their ability, what are you like with financial law and arbitration?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

sigh
google salaries for lawyers in the city in magic circle firms.

then realise i mean it when i say, you couldn't afford one unit of my time.

that being said, i would be rubbish at financial law. so you'd be overpaying me there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

if you earn that much and you have such a great job, what are you doing on here all day?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Damn it, Chompy has more than one Louise in his profile and I donno what one Truth Fairy is... blatently though it's one of them.
I don't know who is more creepy, the creep or the creep who creeps the creep.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

that's creeping so far you've crept out the other side
an ubercreep, if you will.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

HAha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

It's not any of them, I'm not friends with TTF on facebook.
Stop browsing my friends!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm going to add ALL OF THEM, well, all the female ones.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)