The difference is, if a guy is hiding that, he might not be up to the job. If a girl's hiding that, she still would be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Imagine the scene Gonz....
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You escort a young lady home from a discotheque. A few drinks back at yours, some engaging banter, some mood music and then you head for the bedroom.

You then discover that her chest is as flat as fuck, and she's got a pot belly.

Still up for it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

How many drinks?
and will my mates find out?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

A half pint of lager shandy
and yes.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Can I do her up the shitter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I think it would be rude not to.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

pass the lurpack i'm going down pig ally
SQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)