YOU CANT RAPE PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE FILMING YOU!!!!!111!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Surely a sophisticated chap like you is too highbrow for Come Dine With Me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I dunno, could be a laugh.
And a 1/4 chance to win a grand is pretty tidy.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

From what I have seen of the show
the chances are that the other three contestants will be idiots and you would struggle to not point out their failings. As it is more of a popularity contest than a cooking challenge this will reduce your likelihood of success.
Or will you play your witty and charming card?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

And I'm an excellent cook.
but yes, I know what you mean. I'm bound to hate them all.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You could pretend to be Monty
and decorate your flat with Nazi "memorabilia". That would shit the cunts up a bit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:55, Reply)

He hasn't realised that Dave Lamb doesn't do the voiceovers until after it's all been filmed
He's not actually in your grubby bedsit making witty comments.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)

"witty"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)