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Morning /otI listened to Richard Herrings something or other on iplayer last night. It was about page three and breasts. I like breasts. What breasts breasts breasts breasts?
Alt: breasts?
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broadsword, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:20,
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Coincidentally I saw Herring on Have I Got News For You last night,I found him to be a pleasant enough fellow but neither particularly witty nor funny. If I am honest I think I'd be quite good on those comedy/panel programmes.
Alt: OK go on then. Two please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:25,
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Yus I'm much the same, don't think I'd bother going to see him liveMilk and sugar with that?
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broadsword, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:28,
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I'm the other wayI find him quite funny as a comedian, but having followed him on Twitter, I think he's an insufferable twat as a person.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:29,
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would you have some sort of newsletter to which I could subscribe?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:37,
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Well, yes, actuallyyou can find it at tiredoldclichedresponse.com
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:38,
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bollocks."newsletter" was a top meme. Don't be disrespecting it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:44,
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yeah, I'm just one constant beaker.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:47,
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I knew it!I have always suspected you were 'the other way'. How did your parents take it when you 'came out'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:40,
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Surprisingly well.I mean, they had to take down all their gay pride paraphanalia. It's a shock when your camp son outs himself as liking lady parts.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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He tried to nonce up a friend of mine after one of his gigstrufax*
*she was 17 but it's still sleazy noncing in my book.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:34,
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I find it impossible to believe that a stand up comedian, that most respectable of trades,could possibly be sleazy in any way.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:49,
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I've been invited to apply for Come Dine with Me.I might do it as a stepping stone to getting a regular slot on HIGNFY
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Surely a sophisticated chap like you is too highbrow for Come Dine With Me?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:35,
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I dunno, could be a laugh.And a 1/4 chance to win a grand is pretty tidy.
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From what I have seen of the showthe chances are that the other three contestants will be idiots and you would struggle to not point out their failings. As it is more of a popularity contest than a cooking challenge this will reduce your likelihood of success.
Or will you play your witty and charming card?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:40,
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And I'm an excellent cook.but yes, I know what you mean. I'm bound to hate them all.
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You could pretend to be Montyand decorate your flat with Nazi "memorabilia". That would shit the cunts up a bit.
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He hasn't realised that Dave Lamb doesn't do the voiceovers until after it's all been filmedHe's not actually in your grubby bedsit making witty comments.
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Morning allYou know what really annoys me? It's when I'm winning a game of scrabble from the very start, I get about 80 points ahead and then somehow contrive to lose the game in the last two turns. That really makes me angry. Does it annoy you AA? Does it? Does it?
*smugs*
Edit: BREASTS!
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:31,
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I'm getting a flatline on my breastometer.Something's not right here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:34,
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or, "double A line"as it's known in the trade.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:36,
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Sorry, I have corrected that terrible oversight.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:34,
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I'm still not entirely sure how that happened.As you say, I was miles ahead.
And there's no point being smug, I'm fairly shit at scrabble most of the time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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because you touch yourself at nightIt displeases the scrabble gods.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:46,
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Nah, it's just when AA does it.They can't stand the weeping with guilty self-loating afterwards.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:48,
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Fuck me the Internet is shit today.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:33,
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Now show me them titties.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:35,
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those aren't yours :(and now my eyes are a little bit bleedy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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"the best woman"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:48,
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Ah! hahaha!You can never tell with AA if it's going to be pandering or an insult.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:49,
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Do you have breasts? it's a panderdo you have balls? it's an insult
/Love you really, AA.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:49,
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I think this is the easiest way to describe me.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:51,
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I'm now just waiting for the deluge of offers to compare them for you.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:54,
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*waits for a /talk member to appear and complain of all this breast talk*(
girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:57,
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all women have breasts, we get it, most have two each, talking about them doesn't make you big or clever just desperate for attention on the internet(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)
OMG I've got balls! lets talk about my balls!they're getting saggy in my old age and i keep sitting on them by accident.
I imagine you have similar problems with your tits
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Ok but they're no breasts.I wear something called a bra. It stops me from catching them in my trouser zipper.
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girlinthehole, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:16,
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If you don't do you often catch your boobs on your zip?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:18,
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I'm diffusing it by wanking furiously over the thought of his balls on your breasts.(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Quentin's nutsack turns you on?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:24,
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I'm imagining his balls dangling off your chin while you motorboat blousies boobs.(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:26, Reply)
This would require some contortionI'm not sure the cheese-spine would cope
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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Interested to note that you have considered the logistics of this scenario.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:34,
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Nah it would workQuentin does that thing where you pretend to ride an upside down bicycle, you crouch down and rub his balls on your chin, and blousie kneels behind quentin, facing you, and waps her baps between quentins things for you to nuzzle.
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This could just be the best picture in the history of /OT(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:38,
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Oh man, if I'd known you were going to big it up this much I would have put more effort in(, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:43, Reply)
It's pretty goodbut it does look a little like sc is sucking off Quentin while BGB offers a breasty headrub.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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Nah, Quento is upside downHe's licking his balls, if anything. And it'd be rude not to in that position.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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well, quite.the reverse teabag, if you will.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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That's pretty much what I had in mindso the diagram is obviously clear enough.
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That's today's wanking material sourced then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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Mammary glandsBreasts, boobs, tits, norks, jubblies, gazongas, top-bollocks, hooters, melons, jugs, bongos, funbags. I could go on...
Forget those dull Eskimos with their myriad of words for snow, breasts are where it is at.
BROADSWORD FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Alt: Oh go on then, be rude not to.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 8:57,
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Not much of an arse man then BBbbBBbbRRrrrroooOOOooaAAAddDDddSSsssswwwwOOOooorrRRDDDdddd(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:10,
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Why you being a dick to broadsword?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:20,
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It's QuentinHe has brain damage from sniffing leaded petrol in his youth. It makes him a dick.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:22,
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I saw Pete Murray last night.And I got his autograph after the show, lovely bloke.
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I googled Pete Murray just now.And am still none the wiser.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:23,
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That is what I just didThere seems to be a very earnest looking* singer-songwriter by that name, but that surely can't be right?
*bed-wetter
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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Yes, or an ex Radio Luxemburg DJ is the alternative I think.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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Where did you ask him to autograph and will you be getting it made into a tatoo?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:25,
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Morning allI've just arrived at work to be reminded of a conversation TMB and I were having about Man City's merits. It appears they agree with his assesment of their abilities.
In other news, breasts.
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Napoli have some fucking good players too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:38,
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And they're very strong at homeNonetheless, City have made a hash of their group. I would say "Champions League experience is invaluable" but United seem determined to disprove that notion.
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They'll probably try and finish 3rd now to get into Europa!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:40,
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For different reasons Spurs disproved that last year too.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:41,
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United's fuck up was Basle at homethey'll win the last game but now they can't win the group, and this isn't the year to come second in a group really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:43,
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AgreedMind you, if they get humbled by Barca in the second round it will make your £50 bet all the safer
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It's Munich rather than Barca or Madrid that worries me.Firstly, I think Barca and Madrid are beatable, and anyway, there's no disgrace in losing to either. But Munich look quite good and Man U will be "expected" to beat them
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:50,
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Maybe they would have been before Munich made City look ordinaryNo way will Ferguson underestimate them, but I agree, they may well be too much for United. Barca are beatable but not by this United team, in my opinion. If anyone can make Phil Jones' lack of experience at the back count (apart from him, last night)...
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I didn't, however, expect Phil Jones to kick the ball into his own net after 3 minutesso, y'know, not really all there.
I think it's a little more worrying that English teams seem to have oddly regressed against European opposition a little. Not that either Napoli or Benfica are walkovers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:41,
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It's especially odd that our champions and the pretenders to their throne are strugglingWhilst Arsenal march on, albeit with the odd wobble. At least Nasri will get a few games if City end up in the Europa with Stoke
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Arsenal's group contains 3 sides stupendously out of form, though.Even Arsenal can't bollocks it up, although they've given it a good go.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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Arsenal deserve a lot of credit for the form they're inThey've elevated themselves above the brickbats they've taken and are playing superb football, without having spunked stupid amounts of money on any one player. Shame that won't be enough; CL football next year is the best they can hope for.
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After the start of the seasonmaking it into the CL next year will be good enough for me.
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or, alternativelyArsenal have stood still for 5 years whilst all around them, most notably spurs, have progressed? Yes, Redknapps has flung money at it like Gareth Bale flinging shit at a wall, waiting for some to stick, but it's arguably just as bad that Arsenal have the money and haven't bothered. It's all very well Wenger waiting and hoping for the financial climate in football to collapse just so he can go "aha! I was right" but he still won't have fucking won anything for years and strangely, that, rather than some kind of moral high ground, is that mark of success in football.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:55,
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Agreed, but again, he deserves a lot of credit for building a sustainable modelChelsea and City are both one dissatisfied owner away from doing a Leeds. It is a shame that good football and moral rectitude are being ignored due to a lack of silverware but you're right that he should have done more in the transfer market.
Also, click for "Gareth Bale flinging shit at a wall"
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have you been at this since yesterday afternoon?i'm sure this exact same conversation was going on at 5pm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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She's so turned on by the thought of gay menthat she's just made a puddle on the floor.
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I think you just called Swipey the Wicked Witch of the WestThat's going too far
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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Morning all, I'm here to make the internet better for you all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:39,
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Morning ApeyYou fixed your laptop yet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:40,
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well, I fiddled with some of the power settings like you referred toand that seems to have got it to chill the fuck out, so yeah, thanks for the tip
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:41,
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Also morning Sporters, good day ahead?I am having a 24hr blood pressure monitor attached later today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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What for?Are you ill?
I have a day of frustration at office/site politics ahead. This is being eased by coffee and the prospect of caramelised onion hummous
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:46,
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I have "almost black outs", but because I fucking nails I can fight itone of the best hummous's'sss along with morrocan.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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That sounds "fucking shit", to coin a phraseAny idea what it might be? You could always stop the dangerwanks with the orange you know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:50,
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Well that's what the tests are for, bloods were fine, heartrate is very slow but not dangerous,blood pressure today then neurologist next week
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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The internet has already diagnosed it several times for you, but allow me to reiterate:it's AIDS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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Thanks doc, better rubber up with your mum next time then(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:55,
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I always do You can never be certain where the dirty bitch has been before, but you can be sure it was nowhere pleasant.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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Roast garlic hoummusor possibly jalapeno. Onion is good but it's Tottenham to their Man U / Chelsea.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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MehI always get the Morrocan or the jalapeno, so I thought I'd try something different
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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It's chompy's mum's fanny batter on my nob(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:42,
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I thought I knew that smell(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:43,
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This isn't Just a Minute, you know?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:42,
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Let's be honest, it'd be better if it was*buzz* Repetition! Mr Boyce has already described several things as "fucking shit"
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Without repetition there would be very little posted here.And as for deviation...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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Much better now, as my coffee is now ready and Anthrax ft Public Enemy "Bring the Noise" has just come onyou?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:43,
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Anthrax were the support band at my first proper gig, fact-fans.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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Fucking hell, who were the headliners?Support at my first gig were a band called Blindside who I'd not heard of before, or since.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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Iron MaidenNEC Dec 1990
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:46,
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Damn good first gig!I've still not seen Iron Maiden, which is something that quite irritates me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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Mine were Corrosion of Conformitysupporting Megadeth. Lost my glasses in the moshpit.
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Blindside supporting Disturbed for me(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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mine were The Eagles at Wembly Stadium with mummy and daddy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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Must have been '92 I reckon so i was 10, Hell Freezes Over TourI grew up listening to them so I have a soft spot for them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:51,
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One of my brothers, whilst mostly playing shit music very loudly, used to go through phases of playing The Eagles insteadMeant that I got to hear some great music.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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Really? By "proper" gig I meant first without parents.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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Go on, share your embarrassmentMonty could do with some fresh material with which to bully you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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I'd like to point out that it wasn't my idea and I didn't organise itstereophonics
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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You'd better be hanging your head in shame!Words cannot describe...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:18,
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SecondedI saw the Stereophonics supporting the Manics before they'd released anything, they were terrible then and never improved
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You deserved all you got for going to see the Manics(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:22,
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I was young and confused, etcManics fans - the "old school" ones who bang on about how New Art Riot is the only thign of any integrity they ever released - are just the most pretentious arseholes ever. They made the Oasis fans who'd got into MSP post-Everything Must Go look human.
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Luckily most of them have topped themselves nowI hope.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:29,
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AgreedNow let's roundly mock AA for that nonsensical statement below
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I think Stereophonics have done some absolutely excellent tunes, with Performance and Cocktails being a brilliant album.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:27,
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AA I want you to go an sit on the naughty step and think about what you have just said.23 minutes for you, mister.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:30,
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Either way, seeing The Eagles would have to be rather special(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:56,
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Perhaps, if you are SemiDetachedFreefair and your music tastes are still informed by your dad's record collection.But since I have been able to form my own opinions I find them rather dull.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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My Dad never listened to The EaglesIt would have been a vast fucking improvement from the shit he used to listen to. To this day, I can think of only one artist both he and I like, Cat Stevens.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:08,
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Many people like music that they heard growing upeven if that no longer fits with their general taste, it's nostalgia to some degree. But anyway you look at iot The Eagles were a great band.
I also really like Buddy Holly due to parents, however at present I'm listening to Fear Factory...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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There's a band who were fucking brilliant at the peak of their powersDemanufacture and Obsolete are superb albums
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I still like Buddy Holly today, nothing wrong in that.I guess my problems with the Eagles is more to do with them representing the point in history where the middle of the road took over.
The Eagles have their place in my musical past (I once took the trouble to learn all the lead guitar parts from Hotel California), but I'm over it now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:17,
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Nothing wrong with liking Buddy Holly(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:28,
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Fear Factory are excellent live, Dino Canazares started a chant of 'You fat bastard' aimed at himself, and was surprised that it was taken up with more vigour than he expected.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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Andy Cairns from Therapy now gets really angry when people shout that.But in early 2000s he used to find it funny.
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October 1984Kiss supported by the totally unknown Bon Jovi, Edinburgh Playhouse.
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hashshahahahit's funny because you're old
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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No what's actually hilarious is that I fucked your mum.You young whipper-snapper
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I'm no AA, but I was only 2 whne you went to that gigI did however go through a "Bon Jovi" period when I was younger. Kiss have always been shit though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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I was just turned 14 when I went to that gigBon Jovi's Slippery When Wet and New Jersey albums were excellent. The rest were 'fucking shit'.
All of Kiss' stuff in their makeup days was excellent - that's maybe a dozen albums. My lad is 14 and he has Double Platinum on his iPod and loves it. Post makeup albums were shit though.
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They'd already just about jumped the shark at that pointTheir older stuff was far better. Check out Double Platinum, which is a compilation of their best stuff up to around 1978. Fuck that makes me feel old.
Even try The Elder, which is crazy orchestral type stuff but is actually a fantastic listen.
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No it isn't, it's shit.I have all there stuff, I just happen to think that Crazy Nights is a fantastic album, not knocking their early stuff, it's also good. Apart from Music from the Elder, obviously.
Next you'll be telling me that "Fly on the Wall" was a "really underrated" AC/DC album, or that anything megadeth produced in the mid to late 90's was "worth a revisit".
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I think everything up to and including Countdown to Extinctionis rather good, and they found form again with United Abominations and Endgame but I've not listened to the new album yet.
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Hang about There's some decent stuff on Countdown to Extinction... that's 1992, isn't it? I liked Youthanasia at the time but have since come to realise it's bobbins. Everything after Dave Ellefson cut his hair sucked ass.
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That's why I said "Mid to late 90s"and I clarify it further above.
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I accept that The Elder is not everyone's cup of tea but I think it was massively under-rated.
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I dunno who the support were on mineas the gig was cancelled about 10 mins before the start. Warrant were the headliners. Yeah, I had taste, man.
I think the first that actually took place was Soundgarden and Faith No More supporting Guns'n'Roses, so I think I did OK on support bands if not headliners.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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Guns, Soundgarden and Faith No More would have been class!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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They were OK, pretty good, but it was 90 or 91 and they were already starting to "lose it" a bitFNM were amazing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:05,
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I saw FNM around 1990-1991I agree, they were amazing!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:08,
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In the top three, for certain(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:09,
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In the words of the greatest football manager of all timeGo on then, who are the other two?
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Opinions are like arseholes....and you know a lot about both.
Top three for me:
1. Pearl Jam
2. Faith No More
3. Rage Against The Machine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:15,
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I would pay good money to go to this gig(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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Indeed!I have fortunately seen all three
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:17,
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I might have a blast of We Care A LotThat got me into FNM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:22,
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The problem with We Care A Lot, as obvious as it is to say itis that Mike Patton's not on it. It's like Maiden without Dickenson; musically sound but with a glaring issue vocally
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I think Chuck's voice just works on it TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:27,
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It does, certainlyAnd had I heard it BEFORE TRL etc I might have been more predisposed towards the album. I am a ridiculously huge fan of that mentalist Patton though.
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Have you listened to much of the stuff he has put out on his Ipecac label?There's some good stuff there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:33,
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And of course Chuck Mosely was a helmetFrom Out Of Nowhere is what got me into them.
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^^ThisSaw FNM 3 times - Edinburgh Venue (1990), Edinburgh Network, Glasgow Barrowlands.
The Real Thing is one of the greatest albums of all time.
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I saw them at the Newcastle Mayfairand Our Price beforehand. Got From Out Of Nowhere 12" single signed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:19,
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Cochise is fucking brilliant(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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Very much a tune to be played loudlyThat and 'Show Me How To Live'. Aside from that, I don't like a single Audioslace track.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:30,
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When he doesn't go too over the top he is(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:24,
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It's just what a misty Tuesday morning needs reallyI might add it to my funeral song list
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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Cracking song that!It turned up on my shuffle yesterday
YEAHHHHHH BOOOOOYYYY!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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How low can you go?Well, I raped a cat at the weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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I hope it wasn't ringofyre'she seems take animals a wee bit seriously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:58,
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Or heaven forbid it was the corpse of Cancer Joy's beloved moggy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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You'd know if it was Rogerthestarfish's as it would clink with change at every thrust(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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with the queens head embossed onto the tip(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:02,
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NoThe queen's head was there last week, the dirty oik
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:03,
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Does she still like having her nose rubbed?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:10,
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Oh, I missed that oneis that the one that rswipe and him "got into it" over?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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urghi wouldn't get into a nuclear shelter with that thieving benefit scammer!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:08,
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Does he like to come first?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:01,
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That's why I love shuffle,a stumbled upon song is more satisfying than a planned one(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 9:48,
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Alright broadswordI also like breasts.
I'm not hugely looking forward to tonight, time for me to go to another house and sort out their internet issues. Granted, I am being paid for it, but that doesn't stop my massive dislike of pretty much everyone IRL.
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