I'd like to go along with David Attenborough on any of his shows
maninly because I think hanging out with David Attenborough and having a private masterclass with him would be fucking awesome.

In other news, last night my dad called me to tell me he'd crashed his car and wrote it off, then after he hung up the radio played The Primitives, Crash and then I got the weekly newsletter from Crash.Net emailed to me. Spoooky coincidence or WHAT!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nope. The radio is channeling your dad's rubbish driving.
A mate of mine here got David Attenborough to voiceover a video of his latest research on coral habitats. For nowt. He is "a sound geezer"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

My mate's bend supported The Primitives last year.
1) they were fucking terrible and I left during their second 'number'
2) their guitarist is a lovely fellow
3) their singer, who was a definite 'would' in the 80s is now a definite 'wouldn't'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You're mates with a bend?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Hi mate!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Should I ask what bendy bit of him was supporting which bit of them?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Yes, you should ask that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Is your poverty still affecting your social life?

( thealternativefact, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Drastically, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Benders mate bends shocker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I was talking to the Primitives original drummer, Pete Tweedy on Friday night.
He has the best reason for being kicked out of a band ever, according to allmusic.com - mistreating Tracy Tracy's cat. Beats musical differences any day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Don't google the name of their lead singer
with safe search off. There appears to be an "adult" actress who goes by the same name.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

To be honest
if you google most things with safesearch off there's a "problem" fairly soon. I don't think I can recall an image search for anything with safesearch off that doesn't produce some military-grade scud by about page 8 latest.

I can especially advise against, while attempting to demonstrate the differences in structure between human cell types, image searching for "sperm" with safesearch off. With a student sat next to me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Strangely enough, if you accidently search images for post codes rather than maps
you find all sorts of porn.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:12, Reply)

really? is that some wierd metatagging thing?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)