Brilliant idea for a TV programme, or succession thereof
b3ta Big Brother. With the proviso that everyone has to act as if they're on b3ta. None of this "being nice IRL" stuff. Quentin has to act like a spasticated mong, Swipey has to flash her cash/gash around endlessly, Jeff has to fuck dogs.

Or, even better, b3ta Running Man.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

ssssh
quentin has burgers to flip.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

that was a real ZINGER

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

+tower

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

for fucks sake

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I like this.
Participants must include:

Rory bring his usual charming self.
Monty in full nazi regalia.

Things that must be excluded:

Bert fucking his sister.
Gonz dribbling runny shit and blood out of his ringpiece.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

TGB will have to get a gigantic vagina grafted on before the show airs
I'll just sit in the corner looking bored of getting called bent and claiming endlessly to have a girlfriend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

What should I do?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

BE INCREDIBLY DULL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

oi kettle, etc etc etc

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

You'll be the commentator
"Day three. Quentin is still a cunt"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Surely sportscow, or one of our other NE correspondents?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I have faith in Battered's ability to deliver a withering put-down effectively
I take your point, however; Battered, learn Geordie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I shall use the English to Geordie translator
www.geordie.org.uk/

Safe for work.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Haddaway

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Aye that's reet canny, tho'but

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

day 4, darth foxtrots wife is still underage

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I've been idly Googling SS ceremonial daggers today.
I've realised that without one my life is hollow and empty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

out
life is girlfriend would be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

That's definitely what I meant to post.
Thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I saw a lovely one in Arnhem at the Bridge too Far
Museum.

Edit: I took a picture of it! a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/391781_10150423473723913_509488912_8311783_256841223_n.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I have to own one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)