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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why on earth do you admire that tax-avoiding pious paddy wanker?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I don't, obviously
Was just struggling to think of someone I do admire that wouldn't draw epic abuse. So I went for the other end of the scale
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)
* cancels Darth's mental health evaluation *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)
Just as well
I don't have a week spare
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)
How about a short course of ECT?
Could probably squeeze that in in your lunch hour.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Yeah, what's the worst that could happen
Seriously, I'm asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Despite its poor reputation (largely due to One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest), it is actually quite an effective treatment.
Carrie Fisher apparently regularly volunteers for it.

*lures in nerd with sci-fi connection*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Very well played
I will need slightly more detail than that though. Like how much it hurts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)
Pain is transient
You won't remember a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)
About the treatment?
Or, like, ever?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)
Let's just say that you will wake up from it as a new man.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)
This deal is getting worse all the time
^FILM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)
I run a company called Dignitas electrical, I'd happily wire you up for free.
You just need to sign a disclaimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)
Apologies if I'm nicking your punchline
disclaimer Will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Do you have any cash or assets to leave me?
I exclude your fried body from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
No
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:04, Reply)
You wake up straight.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)
IIRC I think Lou Reed was "treated" with ECT as a young man to cure his gayness.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Will it cure my congenital whinging?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)
You could end up in a straitjacket, in a padded cell, with a rubber stick between your teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Before anyone else says it
sti co
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

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