You live in london right?
Are you honestly suggesting london hasn't got a higher proportion of cunts than... well anywhere?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:53, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So you haven't been to Coventry then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Hey!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Oh wait...
No, you're quite right. There are many cunts here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

In fairness, I was just bored of sticking the boot into Derby
It's passed. Derby is a fucking hellhole full of cunts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I could do with a Covvee break.
Haven't been up there for years.

Good curry.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Let me know when you do
I will take you to the finest purveyor of South Indian cuisine in the country.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

A friend was telling me
about a place called Turmeric something or other.

Reckons it's the nads.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

The Turmeric Gold
Was pretty good when it opened, but has gone very downhill in the last few years (tinned vegetables? Fack off!).
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

That's no good!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I no rite?
Tell your friend to get himself to the Indian Empress on Binley Road (takeaway only I'm afraid). If he doesn't love his meal I will personally refund him his money.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

been to coventry is the worst gay euphemism i ever saw

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I was in a train that stopped there the other day.
Grim.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

The trick is to close your eyes, click your heels together and repeat "there's no place like home"
as a friend of mine told me, yes, very good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

its not funny when you do it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

That's our line

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Posting this for you again, 'cause I love Larkin:
Coming up England by a different line
For once, early in the cold new year,
We stopped, and, watching men with number plates
Sprint down the platform to familiar gates,
"Why, Coventry!" I exclaimed. "I was born here."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Larkin was a dirty old bastard
I love him. About Kings High (Girls) School in Warwick:

"I would give all I possess
(Money keys wallet personal effects and articles of dress)
To stick my tool
Up the prettiest girl in Warwick King's High School."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Most of the cunts in London come in by train every day though.
And most of those are on my train, i think.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

internet is srz bsns

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)