Is Total Wipeout not intellectual enough for you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The American version is better
And by 'better', I mean 'far more satisfying when you see them crippled'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I'm not sure how they do it
but somehow the American version seems like a slick, well-produced cartoon of a comedy game show, whereas the British version looks like a shabby affair with idiots falling off things while a paddy bint squeals.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Also, their hits look so much more painful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pJ1tAWQ8s
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Massive officelol
I actually really fancy a go at Wipeout, the main thing putting me off is my epic fear of heights. And my equally healthy fear of pain.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'd quite like to do it, but I don't think anyone needs any more ammunition to laugh at me, tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)

The paddy bint has made The List though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I'm not talking to you
until you acknowledge just how FUCKING BRILLIANT my response to you below is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

It was very good.
I have clicked on it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

*does INTERNET VALIDATION dance*
Samba, since you're asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Hahaha.
You tart.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)

BIG RED BALLS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)