Lunch! Lunch, before we die of boredom!
Lentils and mozarella and pesto and stuff for me. Shut up, I've shifted a stone in the last 5 weeks.

Alt: following on from Personality Horse's shameless self-prostitution, what gameshows would you like to see revived? And what modern spin would you put on them? I'm thinking Bob's Full House, presented by Bob Mortimer, with the twist that Vic Reeves is rigged with explosives that will go off as soon as Bob is slightly annoying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:17, 84 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Last day of chicken and mushroom pasta today, which is good
Starting to get a little bored of it, tbh.

Alt: They should bring back Funhouse, only make it so that there's a kids version, and an adult version. Why?

Because I always fucking wanted to go on that show.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

to a
at show +ose twins
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Well, that too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

They could do a thing where you have to run along a track, squatting and then picking up dildos with your bumhole and/or fanny (no hands)....
...and then deposit them into a box. And if you get the golden one, you get an extra 30 seconds. They could be set to different types in increasing dificaulty set to different kind of vibrations and movements.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Tomato, pasta and meatball soup with a massive glug of chilli sauce in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)

NICE
Things any better today?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

It is lovely actually. Covent Garden Soup Co one. Would eat again 8/10
Aye, a bit. Was working until 10pm last night and will now no doubt also be working the weekend though.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You can ignore Sunderland's result then, that'll help your mood
/silver lining
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Haha!
Indeed I can
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

A stone? Christ, how fat were you to start off with?
Alt: Royal It's a Knockout. Replace any water used with hydrochloric acid.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

WINNER SO FAR
I was pushing 14st 3lbs just over a month ago. Came as quite a shock as I hadn't really noticed it going on. Cue treadmill, smaller portions and more fruit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Blimey.
You don't look that tall in your profile pics either.
Good work fella, keep it up!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Cheers mate
I'm 5'11", hence the nasty shock. My only defence is that I can (genuinely) say a fair amount of it is muscle, thanks to the dancing, but another stone needs to come off before I'll be happy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I've sacked this off until post-Christmas
Beer, pies and chocolate are currently more important than fitting trousers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

This is going to be the first Christmas where I make an effort not to just stuff myself with everything available to me
Because I'll be back over 14 stone and will have to manage my appetite again in January.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

*yawns*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)

That is what January is for

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:43, Reply)

at least 2 cigarettes and a coffee
Lunch of champions...

An adult version of funhouse as above but we would need to get new "twins" and their dances would be different.

Also 15-1 there is a dirth of quiz shows that just ask lots of questions in the shortest time possible.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

First mention for a quiz show my Dad was on (five times, in fact)
15-to-1, not Fun House. Sadly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Fifteen to One was the finest quiz show ever to grace our screens
and William Gladstone Stewart and his lovely wife Laura, the finest husband and wife team to present any show.

Also, *dearth.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

cock it
I knew it was wrong
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)

irony lols for the leader of the groups name
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/23/amish-arrested-haircut-attacks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

krypton factor, but not shit like the last reincarnation
or even better the CRYSTAL MAZE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I considered that, but who could present it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Ricahrd O'Brian obviously, unless he's dead?
Or Ginat haystacks, unless he's dead?
Or Princess Anne, unless she's dead?
Or your mum...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

He's too old to be jumping round like a mental anymore.
And Ed Tudor-Pole was shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I think I may have mentioned it before but...
I met Tudor-Pole when the band I was in supported him, he was shit and mental.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I'm not sure I've seen you mention that
But I'm not surprised in the slightest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

That's a scurrilous lie

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It's true and you know it.
The man was nothing in comparison to O'Brien.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Is Total Wipeout not intellectual enough for you?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

The American version is better
And by 'better', I mean 'far more satisfying when you see them crippled'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I'm not sure how they do it
but somehow the American version seems like a slick, well-produced cartoon of a comedy game show, whereas the British version looks like a shabby affair with idiots falling off things while a paddy bint squeals.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Also, their hits look so much more painful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pJ1tAWQ8s
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Massive officelol
I actually really fancy a go at Wipeout, the main thing putting me off is my epic fear of heights. And my equally healthy fear of pain.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'd quite like to do it, but I don't think anyone needs any more ammunition to laugh at me, tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)

The paddy bint has made The List though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I'm not talking to you
until you acknowledge just how FUCKING BRILLIANT my response to you below is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

It was very good.
I have clicked on it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

*does INTERNET VALIDATION dance*
Samba, since you're asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Hahaha.
You tart.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)

BIG RED BALLS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Sushi.
Alt: The Adventure Game.
Possible On Safari as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'd pay a drogna to see TAG back.
Safari?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I hear he's quite expensive
You'd have thought he'd work for peanuts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

See below!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Gronda gronda!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

So-goody!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Back when you'd let Gillian Taylforth suck your dick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Blimey, didn't realise she was on that
*googles*
Yup, probably would...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Japanese Canteen chicken rice noodle soup.
Alt - Play Your Cards Right with Shane Richie.

I love Shane Richie.

Or Punch me in the Knackers with Christian O'Connell. People get to punch "OC" in the nuts. And then you get a holiday of your choice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Blind Date
except with racist contestants and only one of the people behind the screen is of the same ethnicity.

It could be called blind hate. I'd watch that.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Did you see the minecraft loldrama,
I found it hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It must have passed me by.
Was it about server costs?
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Just notch being a prick on twitter basically
www.pcgamer.com/2011/11/24/minecon-yogscast-fall-out-down-to-stress-related-misunderstanding-says-notch/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Basically Notch is a tool

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I might go to the chippy
but I'll probably feel guilty about it and have some shitty co op sandwich.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Office wide chippy run being done tomorrow at my place
Should be good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Just tucking into porridge.
Although I'm more concerned with my lack of cigarettes. Very concerned in fact.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Ah, I see what you've done here
There's an obvious strikethrough to be had, but it won't work, because if you strikethrough a t it looks rubbish.

t

See?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I think it's less that strikethrough's on t's looks rubbish and more the fact it would be painfully unfunny.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)

That too
But the original point stands
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Fucking hell
porridge and fags, what are you, Scotch?
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Lunch, is it? Lunch?
Oh, I don't know. Something, I suppose. Whatever I find in the cupboard.

I had planned on losing a stone before xmas, but I seem to have put on weight instead. I'm a bit frightened to get on the scales, to be honest, but there's no point worrying about it now. I made a conscious decision to eat like a fat munter, so I can hardly complain when I start to look like one. I'll do something after the new year.

Aaaaaanyway......
Oh, and bring back Crackerjack.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)

CRACKERJACK!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Chin up sugar tits, totally still would, got nothing to worry about, have a mince pie with some clotted cream.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Are you one of those 'feeders'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Hahaha! he totally is too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

In quite a few ways, I guess I am !
Don't get me wrong, when I have to bring the flour out to find a wet spot, it's too far.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Grim of the Day, that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Well, that rules me out, then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Doritos and small pots of tex mex dips plus apple.
I hate gameshows.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)

What about RUNAROUND, you pilchards!
G-g-g-go!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Still on the carrots, so a fairly boring lunch
Alt: The Crystal Maze /ac
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Hullo, is this the thread for people who do not wish to talk about (or too) Wormulus?
My lunch is some re-hydrated vegitable cous cous snatched between sending the wrong emiail to the wrong client and getting on with the work I don't want to do, but which seems more urgent than what is actually more important. what fun.

Tonight I am hoping to get drunk if at all possible and then maybe sleep without reccuring work-related anxiety dreams.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

haha
Where's the love comrade?
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Being messily spurted all over Richard O Brian apparently

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Excuse me?
I must have missed that rumour. The closest I've ever come to the man was giving him directions once.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Did you get arrested for that?
It was a very expensive jacket he was wearing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Not when I met him it wasn't
Just some non-descript winter coat, s'why it took me so long to recognise him, that and the hat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

None for you wormy boy, none for you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Thanksgiving today so some turkey affair.
Alt: superted but this time it's teddy sherringham being drowned in various soups. Might not have a very long shelf life so may need to be a box office special.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I dunno.
Family Fortunes?
Charles Manson and friends flip coins to decide what they will do to you.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)