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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got a big fucking scar on my arm where I put a machette across it while working as a chef.
It's not a funny story so I'll leave it at that.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
*laughs like a loon*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)
You could see it if you like.
I'll show you my scar if you show me yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Haha!
If only you knew where my scar was.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Oh miss!! Me Me Me!
On the cunt miss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Yup, the old slapper's smile.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Five internet points to Cow.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Woo hoo!
That makes 5
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Soon you'll be able to cash them in for a prize
I'm guessing you'll go for the teasmade.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Cheers
White, one sugar please
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I know what scar I was talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
*agrees*
It is funny, 'cos its not my arm
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I was still drunk at the time. The singing of opera and the police were also involved.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
A Police Sting?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
nope, as I said it's not really a funny story.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Bollocks
A b3tan being allowed to work with sharp knives is believable enough, but a b3tan having anything to do with food is obviously bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
It was before I joined b3ta, if that helps any Darth.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I assume you've since renounced food and the discussion thereof
and become skeletal in appearance, like the rest of us.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I'm a finely chiseled adonis.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
It's so hard to stand out in this crowd of finely chiselled adoni
That's why I've broken the mould and made a commitment to fat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Never mind, you could always be the bear to Gary's twink.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
What greater dream can a man aspire to?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

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