YES I THINK WE CAN PROCEED MR WORMULUS
INTERNET USHER, CALL THE INTERNET JURY PLEASE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

he's busy popping his collar, m'lud

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Members of the internet jury
My name is Mr Wormulus and I represent the INTERNET crown in this matter. My learned friend Mr Chomp represents the INTERNET defendant, The Light in Chains.

The Light in chains is not here as a guest, he is here to answer criminal charges.

Criminal Charges of CHILD FUCKING.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

*frowny face*

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

He TOTALLY didn't!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK MR CHOMP
ONCE THE PROSECUTION HAVE FINISHED.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

The INTERNET crown say that the Light in chains
FUCKED AN INTOXICATED CHILD WITH HIS PENIS

and by doing so committed the offence of CHILD RAPINGS.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Objection
Prosecution is getting aroused!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

You will see evidence, members of the jury from the Light in Chains which the crown says amounts to a confession.
This will be a matter for you, you must judge the INTERNET evidence amongst yourelves after being directed by his honour the judge.

Now my learned friend Mr Chomp will speak to you.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

YES
MR CHOMP?
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

This is a kangaroo court
The court appointed lawyer seems to be nothing to defend his client.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I don't think you know the law very good, he admitted it, pretty sure he's pleading guilty, trial unneccessary, send him down

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

WE HAVE RECEIVED NO PLEA FROM THE DEFENDANT
HE WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO PRESENT A GUILTY PLEA BUT INSTEAD GAVE NO INDICATION. WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PROCEED AS THOUGH HE HAD PLEADED NOT GUILTY.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

i see no request for a plea here, your shit at this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

He should plead the fifth element.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

These are serious charges brought against the defendant.
Charges that have been made many a time before in these boards. Often correctly.
However the standard defence for this situation has a large precident.
And so in defence of my client I will state for the record:

OMG DIS IS B3TA WTF I THOUGHT HE WAZ ALOUD 2 TALK ABOTU FUKIN KIDZ
STOP TAKIN THE INTERNET SERIOUSLY
UR UPSET
HE WAS LYING, 4 A JOKE
GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR
UR TROLLING GO BACK 2 /TALK
THEY'RE ALL VIRGINS ANYWAY
I'M GAZZIN ROB.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)

MR CHOMP IS TO BE COMMENDED FOR HIS SERVICES TO THE COURT IN THIS MATTER
PROSECUTION COUNSEL PLEASE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I am obliged your Honour.
The Prosecution would like to offer in evidence, exhibit one.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1445273
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

*peer over glasses*

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

The exhibit clearly shows that the Light in Chains boasted on an internet messageboard that he had
'gone at it' with a '15 year old'.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

ANYTHING FURTHER MR WORMULUS
DO YOU INTEND TO CALL ANY WITNESSES?
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Your Honour, No.
Prosecution Rests.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

THEY'RE ALL YOURS MR CHOMP.

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

He was in the Vatican where he went to school,
the legal age of consent there is 12.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I'm sorry Judge Judy, I think he's doing work and that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Ooh! Ooh! Call me!
I want to play
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Fine.
You can be a defence witness for Chompy, he'll XIC you.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Now I have to make something up about LiC
Something really, really childish. You know, so as to fit in.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I think this has run its course.

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You think?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Do I get paid for jury service?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

SILENCE IN INTERNET COURT
OR I SHALL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF INTERNET COURT AND MAKE YOU WAIT ON /BOARD UNTIL THIS IS ALL OVER.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

fuck
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)