I hate the way they try and reel you in with their cheerfulness and false compliments.
Hello young lady my arse.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

one said I she thought I was about 28
but I had already agreed to sponsor a kid so I take it as a real compliment. especially as some drunk guy asked if I was my mate's mum that same day :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:24, Reply)

haha! drunk guys don't count.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

how about his landlady's daughter
who has a mental age of about 6 who said the very same thing later that day?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Nope! she don't count either.
Drunks, mentals and kids don't count.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

When DJ was a teenager
people used to think I was his mum.
I'm only six years older than he is. *cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

The very worst ones are the ones who go door-to-door.
Got one a few years ago and made the mistake of answering the door to him. I only agreed and signed up to get him to fuck off out of my house.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

They're like vampires.
They can only come in if you invite them. So don't.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)