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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bad AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Again!
You've only just got over the JeffAIDS
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Not me, silly!
TD.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)
You're wishing AIDS upon me, eh?
Not just average, or rather unpleasant AIDS but BAD AIDS.

Call yourself a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)
You can see what b3th is really like now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Something of a bounder, I'd say

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
And a cad

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)
And a scallywag

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I met a lass in Edinburgh with a dog called Scallywag.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Evening DG - Ow biss?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Waiting for my Indian takeaway.
I decreed a few weeks ago that Sunday night was takeaway night. This has been a good thing. How's Jeffers?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I don't believe I've ever called myself a lady.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Oddly, neither have we.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
And I shan't call you one either
After your atrocious slur upon my good self.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Just to be clear.
Are you saying you haven't got bad AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Yeah
I notice he hasn't denied it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Ahh...
But whoever denies it, supplied it. Meaning that if he does deny having aids, he must have fucked a load of monkeys or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
If you fancy a disturbing but hugely entertaining read
Pompey by Johnathan Meades.

Amongst other alarming stuff it suggests how a proto-AIDS might have been transmitted to the world.

Monkeys and pygmies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)
TD - why not liven up the evening with a nice new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Not necessarily about fucking pygmies

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Because shortly I'm off to bed
They don't fuck the pygmies in the book - they eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Well I hope that b3th will start a thread instead then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
DJ Plum has done the honours

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I'm saying that whatever green slime is oozing out of my parts probably ISN'T bad AIDS
If, of course, I have an embarrassing problem of seepage which I'm NOT admitting to in any way and...

(talk to my lawyers.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Not like that good AIDS, eh?
Everyone wants a bit of that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
i had it twice
it was a riot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)

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