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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm gonna mark the end of the weekend by cooking me a juicy steak.
How was your weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:20, 199 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Lazy, I've had a shitty cold and slept a fair bunch.
Feeling better now so back to reality tomorrow. I had chicken wings during the grand prix though, kinda made it more exciting than it otherwise was.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I'm feeling quite lazy myself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Decent.
Aquired "Freakonomics" and "Super Freakonomics"
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Does Super Freakonomics have dragons blood on it? You know, in the way that a mousse from Iceland isn't as nice as a strawberry Super Mousse.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
I had a juicy steak for lunch, washed down with a bottle of Tangle Foot.
Today has been a good day.

Yesterday, screaming kids, not so good. Then again, one of my nephews has stopped looking downy, and become rather cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)
He moulted?
What, are you related to ducks?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Yeah, well, erm...fuck off
Sorry, bit pissed, can't think of anything to say.

He looked rather downy when he was younger
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
But then his flight feathers grew in?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Is that the one on the right?
Still looks a bit downsy.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Yep
In that picture, he does, but for the rest of the day, he looked fine.

But that picture is a good illustration of how he used to look all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I was pitching for a wind up there but they all look like good fun.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Some stuff got done and some other stuff didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Good stuffage.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)
FIVE FUCKING DAYS

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)
GET IN!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I've just had a very confusing sleep and when I woke up I thought I was somewhere else
*furrows brow*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)
But sadly, you realised you were still in WsM

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Indeed.#

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Evening Jeff
Trafford Centre coach park yesterday, Meadowhall coach park today.

Thinks it's time for a saunter to the offie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)
its been a bit shit
Tonight i shall have beer i think
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Beer is always good.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)
*opens bottle of Shiraz*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Foxtrot.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
There's a difference between effete and refined

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)
What fresh quenderism is this?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Yo K!
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
half good, half shit
Moving home this week, hate my job, but will be trying to go to school soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
School??

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
culinary academy
i may qualify for financial aid..but now that im moving back in with my parents i may actually not qualify. either way im trying to find a new job as we speak. so i dont kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
That'll be OK
How long is the course?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)
tv says you can get a degree in less than a year
But you know how tv is...makes everything seem to bright and attractive...like crack...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)
What BGB said
School of/for what?

Oh - 'ello K.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Alreet TD

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Now then lad

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Evening Jimmy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I didn't realise until he snuffed it
That Jimmy's childhood home - the one where they keep showing the clip of him pulling up in the white Roller - is opposite a flat I own.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Haha, fucking hell#

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Wassup! sis?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
got my hair trimmed this morning, ever notice if you go to different dressers
They always tell you how bad the last one fucked it all up and then they whack it off to correct the formers mistake? or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Just you : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Alreet K
I'm on my 5th beer, I agree you should drink too.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I deliberately avoided alcohol today after having a few ciders last night.
I'm getting good at this "being sensible" shit.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I'm waiting till next year to be sensible.
I'm working up to it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
I kinda figured it was ruining me, doing it every day, not just my mind but my insides too.
It's better this way, although I think it'd be harder if I wasn't so fucking broke.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
I know. I'm ruined also but I've been ruined worse and come out the other side.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Unremarkable, I think would be the best way to sum it up.
Although I did enjoy the match yesterday, and the reactions of the few Man U supporters who were in the pub as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)

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(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)
WOO HOO!
Our mate has just announced he has a gig next Saturday, so we'll drag you along to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I saw that, I'm gonna sound fucking southern in amongst lots of drunken northerners.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
We'll protect you!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
I'll wear my lucky pants.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I believe the missus has already divulged what I'll be cooking on Friday night.
I must remember to get the fish out of the freezer the night before!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)
GET THE FISH OUT THE FECKING FREEZER DG!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Remind me again on Thursday night/Friday morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Ok
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I'm rather fucking excited about the whole deal if I'm honest, I can't wait to get on that train.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I just hope the weather holds on Saturday for the walk.
You don't want to be stuck on the top of Simonside crag in pelting rain or a howling gale.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Sounds like fun to me!
It's starting to look a bit shit on the long-term forecasts but I'll believe it when I see it. Plus I have all manner of warm and waterproof gear and solid boots so it'll all be cool.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)
There is that
but shit weather negates the view, which is fucking spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I can handle cold and wind but not rain : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I dislike walking in the rain.
I had to do a 3 day 'survival' course in the Lakes when I worked for Defra. 3 days of hiking up and down hills in the Coniston area. In January. Where it pissed down. For the whole 3 days. And I MEAN pissed down. Despite the waterproof clothing I was still fucking soaked.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Also, I got the corner of a laminated map in my eye 'cos of the howling gales that were blowing.
Went down like a sack of spuds, said eye subsequently ulcerated. Really uncomfortable experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)
We won't put you through that hell again DG.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)
No, don't be poking maps in people's eyes
It isn't nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
It really fucking hurt.
It happened towards the end of the last day, and I was supposed to be driving everyone back. Someone else had to as my eye wouldn't stop watering for hours and I couldn't see properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I got a bit of rust in one of my eyes
Served me right for not wearing goggles whilst angle-grinding but I had to wear a patch for a week.

And it knacked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
The result for us wasn't bad either, although we should have won
Joe Hart was brilliant, the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Krul was definitely our man of the match.
I will therefore not be at all surprised if we get an offer for him that's too good to turn down. He's been outstanding so far this season.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)
He's my fantasy football backup!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)
He's bloody good is what he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)
True
Have you seen Hart's performance today?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I haven't, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)
If you can catch MOTD2 tonight, do
He was their best player, (at least) 3 great saves
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)
It's a toss up between MOTD and 'My big breasts and me', tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Hmm, I think Tourettes does win over MOTD.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)
It's a documentary on 'Really'.
Burt may tune in for research purposes. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I find myself unsurprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Nothing about that chimp surprises me anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Tossing up between big breasts?
That's a fun evening in anybody's book.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Well, quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
It was alright, weird house party last night though
supposed housewarming where we sat and watched the tv all evening. I'm looking forward to putting the christmas decorations up that I bought today.
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I fucking hate gatherings like that.
I went round to my daughter's stepdad's place once after he moved in with his new missus. We bought some weed and a crate of beer and they proceeded to sit on the sofa all night, drink beer, smoke weed and watch fucking endless soaps all night. Hollyoaks followed by Eastenders followed by Corrie followed by ugh ugh fuck fuck just give me a bong and I'll stick my mp3 player in you tedious cunts!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)
X Factor followed by I'm a Celebrity...
followed by a program called 'I can't stop masturbating', which we watched in collective horrified silent fascination. As I said: weird party.
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Evening Berk

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Evening AA.

(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)
How are we?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)
alright quenders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Bit pissed, yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Stuffed
Just had a Sunday roast and I am about to have some extremely good cheese.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Oof, I'm rather jealous
I've asked a friend to pick me up some cheese from the German market in Manchester, whether she remembers is another thing. Garlic and nettle cheese, phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I will be having some Epoisses followed by a marvellous cheese whose name escapes me.
It is fruity at first but then the tang of the blue cuts right through.

Wonderful.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Now then Plum - D
Got a finish/start date yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I have asked to finish on December 30th, the last working day of the year.
Just waiting for that to be confirmed so I can start in Leeds on Jan 3rd.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
How did they take it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
They said I could leave early. No shock to them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Just remember though, don't leave on bad terms
If the new one doesn't work out for any reason you'll still be needing a reference.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I'm not leaving on bad terms I hope.
Things are winding down on my team anyway- the remaining staff will be TUPEd in April.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
In Ireland, nice to see family
overwhelmed by the unreasoning hatred for Jamie Oliver though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Beggora!
Who hates Jamie?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)
The man who makes those turkey twizzler things.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)
My entire family apparently
maybe I'm missing something. I'm more than happy to indulge in unreasoning hatred of individuals, but I can't seem to work up any dislike for Jamie Oliver
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I hate him too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Everyone does

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
It's his fat fucking tongue, fat fucking face, Pob-esque manner of saliva spraying when he talks and his fat fucking mockneyisms.
Sometimes I think I despise him more than I despise Damon Albarn.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I just can't work up that amount of emotion about him
despite all those things
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I can't really work up that amount of negative emotion for anyone famous.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Well I can for a few of them

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Well maybe Margaret Thatcher ; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Oh yes - Blair for me

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
That's more like pure red hot love and you know it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Boycott and Clarkson
Other than them I'm ambivalent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I think he's great.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
See, I like his outlook on stuff, school dinners etc.
But I find the bloke himself to be an insufferable mockney twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
^^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
^ what she said.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Evening Amberl.
Good journey over?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Could've been worse thanks Jeff
back soon thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
How long are you away for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Until Thursday

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I'll let the occupy protesters know.
They were complaining that you'd deserted them earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
They were hurt I didn't show up to harass them like usual

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
They said to me that without you, they've been forced to spend money on security guards.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Oh you know, dull
May liven up next week, though. Flat moves, skips, all manner of excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I just imagined you carrying boxes of stuff whilst skipping.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
While I'm not comfortable with another boke imagining me doing stuff
I've got to admit, it could've been worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Where are you moving from, and where are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
From Guildford to Slough,
so an enormous climb down the ladder socially, but it's going to be much more convenient for work and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I worked in Slough for a few days once.
It struck me as a somewhat desperate place. But handy for the Sara Lee cake factory.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I'll really only be dorming there.
If I go out it'll be in London, or Oxford, or Guildford. I work elsewhere, I can't see much of Slough from the flat and it's a nice place.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I had Skips for the first time in years the other day.
They are nowhere near as good as they used to be. I am too aghast to even try the salt & vinegar ones.

Eew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Do they still fizz in your mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Well that's bent then.
Skips can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I am eating a packet of
prawn crackers right now. They are like skips but better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Cavy wants a cracker!
Cavy wants a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
cavy can't stop eating a fuck tonne of crackers
and has a freezer pizza cooking. damnit I am not going to be all fit and man-attracting at thsi rate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Salt & Vinegar skips?
What witchcraft is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
The same witchcraft which gave Pendulum a record deal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Now would you look at that!
Just checked my nPower bill - they owe me £254!

Get in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Woo Hoo!
Although you know full well that they'll be putting the prices up shortly so you might as well leave the money with them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I'll be seeing if they can reduce my DD
Failing which, I'll just not buy any logs this winter and keep the heating on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
it was OK
didn't do much work, drank tea, went to town and bought books and talked to people I used to work with and today went to a meeting about a new larp system
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
A new larp system....
Tell me more!

*Sits on edge of seat*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
is it one with real weapons?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
only reenactors do that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
well, it's a new incarnation of a system I don't play
this time it'll have less PVP, and more orcs and fewer currencies in base 7 or whatever.

oh. what? you didn't really care?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Can you not have LARP industrial action for more currencies?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Didn't you read the article in the FT about quantitative easing in the LARP$?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
And when will that filter down to the shop floor LARPers? I ask you?
I'm very much opposed to LARP cuts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
yeah, but then there was the whole
hyperinflation problem and then the devaluation, then all the races that didn't want anything to do with something not based on a system that wasn't generated based on random primary numbers and pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Do you have to supply your own sweaty virgin or will one be provided for you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, Reply)
you don't need to order them
they just come along as standard
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Much like b3ta, really...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, Reply)
yeah, there's never a shortage

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)
We should make them wear a badge
EDIT: or they should make us wear a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)
well I'm not sweaty right now
but I think my virginity grew back
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
It happens

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
someone get me a D20

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Is that in the Ann Summers catalogue?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)
i don't know about that shit any more
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-sided_polyhedral_die#Non-cubical_dice

next to move into a basement
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Psssst
I knew that
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
We can send FreeFair.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I'm gonna get a beer out of the fridge.
Anyone else want one?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Just this minute got one myself
I was very selfish and didn't think to offer.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:10, Reply)
What have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Is this beer top trumps?
I have a yellow tin with green ends.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I raise you a can of Stella.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Holsten Pils
Think your Stella wins for pungency, but my Holsten wins for not tasting greasy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Bad AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Again!
You've only just got over the JeffAIDS
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Not me, silly!
TD.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)
You're wishing AIDS upon me, eh?
Not just average, or rather unpleasant AIDS but BAD AIDS.

Call yourself a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:17, Reply)
You can see what b3th is really like now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Something of a bounder, I'd say

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:21, Reply)
And a cad

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:22, Reply)
And a scallywag

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I met a lass in Edinburgh with a dog called Scallywag.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Evening DG - Ow biss?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Waiting for my Indian takeaway.
I decreed a few weeks ago that Sunday night was takeaway night. This has been a good thing. How's Jeffers?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I don't believe I've ever called myself a lady.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Oddly, neither have we.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)
And I shan't call you one either
After your atrocious slur upon my good self.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Just to be clear.
Are you saying you haven't got bad AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Yeah
I notice he hasn't denied it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Ahh...
But whoever denies it, supplied it. Meaning that if he does deny having aids, he must have fucked a load of monkeys or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
If you fancy a disturbing but hugely entertaining read
Pompey by Johnathan Meades.

Amongst other alarming stuff it suggests how a proto-AIDS might have been transmitted to the world.

Monkeys and pygmies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)
TD - why not liven up the evening with a nice new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Not necessarily about fucking pygmies

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Because shortly I'm off to bed
They don't fuck the pygmies in the book - they eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Well I hope that b3th will start a thread instead then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:42, Reply)
DJ Plum has done the honours

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I'm saying that whatever green slime is oozing out of my parts probably ISN'T bad AIDS
If, of course, I have an embarrassing problem of seepage which I'm NOT admitting to in any way and...

(talk to my lawyers.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Not like that good AIDS, eh?
Everyone wants a bit of that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)
i had it twice
it was a riot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)

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