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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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morning sportscow, please help me what am i supposed to do now there all dead?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Did you try to take your goldfish for a walk?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)
no i don't have any goldfish you silly man
i woke upo this morning and all 8, maybe nine of them were dead and gone, i has a sad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)
Are you Gary Speed?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)
no i was a bit bored by the news this morning tho
omgrofl gary speeds ded omfg i can't believe it omg
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I WAS TALKING BOUT MY TAMAGOTCHIS YOU SPASTICS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Apologies
My internet psychic abilities appear to be defective
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I knew you were going to say that
*stares into the middle distance, wistfully*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)
you shoulda just asked instead o tryina be funny mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)
At least he tries, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)
WE'RE ALL DOING OUR BEST GRANDDAD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)
oh waht i was just told he done hung himself,. why he dot hat?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Maybe he was a secret /OT lurker and got fed up with you?
OMG YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED GARY SPEED!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)
i sorry to the family of speeds, i sorry your daddy no love you enough to not kill himself when he had so much going for him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)
You might as well type in Klingon, for all the sense you make at times
you blithering numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Sperm does usually die once outside the body, Quentin.
Hankies do not a viable sperm survival receptacle make.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)
They bloody do.
As do old socks, tissue paper and your mum's hair.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)
The key word here is 'survival'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Apologies, I missed the word 'survival'.
Which makes my joke pointless now. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)
dunno what this is, thanks for the input tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:40, Reply)

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