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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I realised that my hand is far too spazzy to make the requisit claw shapes to make notes come out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Nonsense, playing the guitar is easy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I can play an A chord!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Do you use it to duff up pedo drug dealers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)
what the fuck are you talking about? on a guitar mother fucker

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I'll show you how hard I can make it...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Just learn D, A and E
and you can play any song* U2 ever wrote.

Or just open tune it, and you don't really need chord shapes

*insofar as any U2 thing can be called a song.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I learnt this the other day on james may's Man Lab
Are you james may?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)
No, I'm not.
I am a stratospherically lazy guitarist though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Do you ever wish you were
Or are you more of a "Clarkson man"?

Hamster hammond is my favourrite, he's so funny with his big eyes and brain damage
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Clarkson is basically the world's greatest troll
however, I have no desire to be like any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)
I like May.
His toy stories series was excellent, especially the Spitfire one.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)
He is much better away from "top gear"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Did you see man lab
when they sent the ashes of a budgie and cat up to the edge of sapce for a "sapce buriel" it was brilliant, and how I would like to be disposed of
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I think Monty's budget will only extend to dumping you off Westminster bridge.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I actually expected him to pop up with some sort of body disposal plan
where is he anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
He's probably out and about buying up football memorabilia
now that he's really into the beautiful game.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)
More likely to be bidding on this:
www.windsorstar.com/Hitler+linens+auction/5776635/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)
I didn't, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Thanks for the offer Nakers
I'm flattered, but I'm not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

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