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nah theyre always fucking dull
or long. i cant be dealing with that
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Can't breathe through my nose

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Have a long hot bath in a steamy bathroom
That always helps.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Gotta go work :(

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Well, make sure you infect as many people as possible then.
Least you could do.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I'll try

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)
If you have an electric blanket
switch it on before you go to work. Then when you come home you'll have a toasty warm bed to fall into.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Just gonna leave the heating on.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)
You need a hot bed and a cold room
Makes it easier to breathe.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I got an appology from the bloke's wife !

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I should fucking think so too!
You're well hard, innit?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)
I quite like this whole testosterone thing, I can call someone a cunt, to their face, and mean it, and not be in the wrong.
I wonder what it would be like to mug someone, I bet that's fun.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Let's not go that far
Start with being the local hardnut...
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I'm taking names, and kicking ass. And I'm _not_ listing them in alphabetical OR chronical order.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Am I on the names or the ass list?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I've thought up 3 replies to this, they're all as creepy as the others.
- Depends on if you're naughty or nice.
- Well, you're deffo on my Todo.
- *that high squeeky followed by low dropped off voice that people in pubity say* "Oh defINitAly".
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)
i done a :( to all of those

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Haha, I KNEW you would.
Why haven't you achnologed that I've called someone a cunt to their face and meant it yet?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)
i read it a few freds down
but theres no convo going on innit, olllld fred
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
no ones acknowledged my jungle brothers lyric down there either but you dont hear me complaining

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I donno who the jungle brothers are though, have you called someone a cunt to their face and meant it too?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)
every fucking day pp
are you still buzzing on adrenaline
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
unlucky
i lost my voice on saturday. got cunted on hot toddies and spent sunday trawling through drunken posts, gaz's, fb messages and texts seeing if any damage limitation was in order. one of those times where you dont realise how mashed you really are until you wake up and realise youve lost 12 hours of your life doing lord knows what

oooh just found a rogue post on /board
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)
youve got all this to come mush
get the toddies in eh
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I've had loads of chilli

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
that dont work youre going to die

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Oh man.
I'll have to take more Tesco Cold & Flu and drink wine then
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)
remedy of champions

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I'll tell the gaffer I've got to do it.
Medicinal.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Hot toddy, hot bath, hot bed.
Only option really. Anyone who doesn't let you go straight home to do that is a frightful cunt.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Not before Friday!
I need her to carry my shopping bags!
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I'll be int pub

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

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