squawk squawk SQUAWK!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEZJXI-IQS4&feature=related

squawk: squawk squawk cuttlefish bone cuttlefish bone squawk.
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:49, 70 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Behave!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Blimey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)

In soviet russia man copy parrot.
squawk.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:14, Reply)

i never click youtube links

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)

You do.
You click them all the while.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)

nah theyre always fucking dull
or long. i cant be dealing with that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Can't breathe through my nose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Have a long hot bath in a steamy bathroom
That always helps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Gotta go work :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Well, make sure you infect as many people as possible then.
Least you could do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I'll try

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

If you have an electric blanket
switch it on before you go to work. Then when you come home you'll have a toasty warm bed to fall into.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Just gonna leave the heating on.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

You need a hot bed and a cold room
Makes it easier to breathe.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I got an appology from the bloke's wife !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I should fucking think so too!
You're well hard, innit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I quite like this whole testosterone thing, I can call someone a cunt, to their face, and mean it, and not be in the wrong.
I wonder what it would be like to mug someone, I bet that's fun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Let's not go that far
Start with being the local hardnut...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I'm taking names, and kicking ass. And I'm _not_ listing them in alphabetical OR chronical order.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Am I on the names or the ass list?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I've thought up 3 replies to this, they're all as creepy as the others.
- Depends on if you're naughty or nice.
- Well, you're deffo on my Todo.
- *that high squeeky followed by low dropped off voice that people in pubity say* "Oh defINitAly".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

i done a :( to all of those

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Haha, I KNEW you would.
Why haven't you achnologed that I've called someone a cunt to their face and meant it yet?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:14, Reply)

i read it a few freds down
but theres no convo going on innit, olllld fred
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

no ones acknowledged my jungle brothers lyric down there either but you dont hear me complaining

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I donno who the jungle brothers are though, have you called someone a cunt to their face and meant it too?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

every fucking day pp
are you still buzzing on adrenaline
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

unlucky
i lost my voice on saturday. got cunted on hot toddies and spent sunday trawling through drunken posts, gaz's, fb messages and texts seeing if any damage limitation was in order. one of those times where you dont realise how mashed you really are until you wake up and realise youve lost 12 hours of your life doing lord knows what

oooh just found a rogue post on /board
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

youve got all this to come mush
get the toddies in eh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I've had loads of chilli

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

that dont work youre going to die

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Oh man.
I'll have to take more Tesco Cold & Flu and drink wine then
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

remedy of champions

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I'll tell the gaffer I've got to do it.
Medicinal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Hot toddy, hot bath, hot bed.
Only option really. Anyone who doesn't let you go straight home to do that is a frightful cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Not before Friday!
I need her to carry my shopping bags!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I'll be int pub

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

You are Comrade Quixote AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Evenin' Blousette
How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Fair to middling.
Good sesh at the gym. Nice dinner and some zider. How about you?
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Kay, I suppose.
Counting down the days till I get me some Roota.
Looks like a lot of us are having fun weekends this week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

That sounded a lot more sexual than I meant it.
I'm doing EPIC SHOPPING this weekend.

Woo!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Aight B Girl?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

*winks and points*
Any new tunes for me to listen to?
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

depends.
I am back on a Mo Wax tip, and last night I found the notorious 'James Lavelle' mix for Cream on Youtube. Fancy that one?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Nah! I want happy house.
I've just been on links and seen a sad video.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

you want house music?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

all night long

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'll house you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

VALIDATED.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

*coughs* you mean 'say what?'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)

you in my hut now

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

When you're in my hut you know what's what.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

haha ive had to get it on
dancing like a flid here
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Yeah!

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Weatherall
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IDjymXPgWM
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

More like................
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP7g1IvPkk0&feature=related
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Old skool.
What about this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ti9lDl0hZ8
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Yeah! that's cool.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

That's the kind of stuff I go raving to,

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

It's more electro dance music but still nice.
I used to go clubbing at gay clubs and I'm used to the female vocals and the piano stuff. I need to dig out my cassettes to remind me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

OMG! the memories...................what's left of them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLlvYaCZ8Vc&feature=related
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAW05bzcKS8&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL2BA0E88606FE5EA1
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3dFakcw5Cg&feature=related
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I don't feel I can join in with the music conversation
But I want to be all cool and popular and hang with the big kids and that.

How about that X Factor, then, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
remember i was complaing about b3tards not working in opera? well i used there contact us deely and you'll only guess and bloody well believe what?

works now dunnit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

i thought this kind of thing only happened in the MOVIES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

oh shit my remotes on the coffee table and theres shit on telly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:01, Reply)

fucken digging the great escape,who gives a fuck fuck off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)