Fuck off spiteful cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I am a pure spiteful cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

*GLOMPS@

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Mind out, I'm a mean arse bastard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

You're just so full of caustic hate, you.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

And snot, TD, and snot.
Glad you're not gonna croak and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

But these things go in threes though.
My nan told me. And after losing Amberl and Monty, it's only a matter of time before someone else died.

Unless Gary Speed was a lurker on here, of course.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Might be me then...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Roota 4eva in r hearts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Don't die Roota.
Not before your nan anyway. She'll be livid.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

She'd gimme a boss send-off though.
She'd get someone ace to lay me out like Snow White in her coffin, and my family would be like the mournful dwarves.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

That's no way to talk about your father

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Me and him are the tall ones

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I died first, remember?
Everyone always forgets me. *sobs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

*remembers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

B3th wanted me to have AIDS
Now you want me to die as well.

I know where I'm not wanted.

(sniffs, puts meagre belongings in tied snotrag on stick and shuffles off.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

So am I
Means more to me than you, I expect.

Had my autumn phlegm week last week.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Well yeah it would be odd if I was more mindful of your health than you were,
especially as I'm so dozy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)

You know
it's a good job we're not planning to reproduce. Our collective genepools are not exactly what you'd call great.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'm totally pregnant

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I shall be the coollest auntie ever!
I'm totally buying it a drumkit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)