Worst - very obviously - last night's result
Is McClaren really being linked with your boys? If so, we'll see you next season. If we stay up. Which we probably won't.

Best; see sig. And, tragic as it is, I'm pleased with some of my QOTW entries this week. I know, I know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Which Disney Land?
If it's Paris, fuck off you rubbish excuse for a human being.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Paris it is
Agreed, it's not as good as Anaheim on account of the weather, but that's where the competition is. And the bus fare is cheaper.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I could never go there.
Once you've had a taste of the top shelf stuff, i.e. Disney Land Florida, you can't lower yourself to Paris. Disney Land is my favourite place in the world though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

There isn't a DisneyLand in Florida
/Disney pedant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Disney World, same thing.
I don't want to carry on talking about it I'll just get upset and want to go back.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

It's my favourite place in the world too
I fucking love it there. Where in Holland are you going?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Amsterdam and we're off to Enschede tomorrow morning for the game.
We're getting a coach from Amsterdam to there, we booked with two separate coach companies and both cancelled on us because they don't do football trips. So my mate told the third company the reason for our booking was because we're going to the theatre in Enschede. "Oh good" the bloke said, "we offer 15% off for journeys to the theatre". I love the over trusting Dutch.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Nice one
How many brothels do you think you can get thrown out of in Amsterdam?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I dread to think.
I have literally no idea what to expect over there, I've never been and I've never wanted to go. I imagine it's like the foreign equivalent of Blackpool.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Some of it is
Most of it is fucking excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I've told everyone I know I'm off to Holland instead of Amsterdam
The connotations of saying you're going to Amsterdam make you sound like a right nerdwell who loves smoking pot and annoying street walkers. And I only love half of that stuff.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I think the main difference, as far as I'm concerned
is I've only ever been to Blackpool once and I will never return there. Whereas I have been to Amsterdam several times and would go back there today given half a chance. It is a lovely city, full of culture and nice friendly people and you can get stoned all the time. What more could you want?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Why on earth would you not go back to Blackpool?
I've been there twice a year for the last four and am going again in January.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Because Blackpool is the biggest cesspit in the world.
The thought of ever going there again makes me feel ill.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'm going to have to play the "Derby" card again
but I know you're right in principle. Although the Ballroom is still my favourite place to compete, I can't stand the fact that it's a) in Blackpool and b) they hold the competition in fucking January.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:14, Reply)

What Baz said.
I would go to Derby again, although I don't really have any reason to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I hope you underwent the six-month disinfecting process after you went last time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Know this, Barry;
if you return without any highly amusing hoooker-related stories, you will have failed us.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Morning Darth
Could be worse, imagine being a Preston fan at the moment?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I've got no idea how they're doing to be honest mate
I have a slightly *fingers in ears* LA LA LA IT'S NOT HAPPENING attitude towards football at the minute
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I'm quite the opposite, we're doing well again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Yeah, good result last night
I can't believe we've gone from being cheated out of the playoff final by a bent referee to getting stuffed at home by Dirty Leeds in six months. Sacking Billy Davies is looking like the worst decision in footballing history.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Aye
It was odd to approach a game with Chelsea and be confident in advance, I'm not used to it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Some of the credit for that has to go to them though!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Well, that's true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

That Preston that aren't even in the second round of the FA Cup after losing to Southend from league 2 you mean?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Aye, those who have only just stopped losing, after losing 10 in a row, I believe.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

He was mentioned, yes
This is not a good thing.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)