The last work related thing I went on, was to an outward bound place in Cheshire.
The "highlight" of the weekend was a night out in Chester, and a no alcohol plea, as we were going fucking orienteering at 6am, Sunday.
The party immediately split up, some going to get the mimibus back at 10pm, some, me included, determined to get arseholed. We did, couldn't remember the name of the centre, and spent about half an hour trying to describe it to cabbies. Got back about 4pm, and the fuckers were waiting up for us, we were told they were very disappointed, and 2 hours later we were running round the woods, still pissed, occasionally pausing to vomit. Class or what?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Good effort.
I did a "Play to Win" course in Coventry and went out on the second night. Pitched up at lunch the next to be met with a lecture from the woman organising the course.

I asked her "who do you think you are talking to, love?". Whilst she stuttered back at me I informed her that it was I paying her, not the other way around.

Fucking people.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Play to Win?
Who pays these cunts to come up with this shit. I've been on a Height Awareness course, designed specifically for me, at the cost of a few grand. Still, it did involve a buffet lunch, which meant I ate free for the week.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Did you not know how tall you were before attending the course then?
And did it really take a week to find out?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

No, it was awareness of heights, ie, how far up in the air things were.
It only lasted the afternoon, but my freezer was full of sausage rolls. Result!
Edit, I know how that guy in Hungerford felt, or the kid who blew away loads of people, asked why, she replied, "I don't like Mondays".
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

And how far up were they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

The same level as me, ie, on the floor.
2 trainers, and me.
I don't know, I really don't.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)