I can't get youtube at work so I don't know which Bowie song that is.
Happy Candleday anyway.

Alt: I think Shiny happy people sums up my time on B3ta.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Five years by Bowie.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Do you get time off for good behaviour?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

How is that likely to apply to Blousie?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I was trying to be nice and you've spoiled it now.
Anyway, what's this mincing off to Disneyland all about?

I imagine you have to wear the Goofy mask.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)

mask posing pouch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Gaaaaawwwsssshhhhh.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'm far too excited about this
Most of our Ballroom competitions are in draughty sports halls. The most recent one was in Ipswich. Oh, the humanity. This weekend we've got one in DisneyLand, Paris. Can't fucking wait.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Will you be dancing against foreigns?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)

foreigns Pluto
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Very possibly
This event is (somewhat optimistically) titled the World Championships. We should see some fucking good dancing, even if it does come from filthy dagoes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

they have sportshalls in France you know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Usually filled with people participating in 'sport'
rather than synchronised mincing.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Have you not seen the French football team play recently?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)

They should be able to play the offside trap better
Putting their hands up is second nature to them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

No, but I get time off for bad behavoir.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Immediate release for you then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Shiny happy people: Quite possibly THE most irritating song ever.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It's in the top 5, for sure
But I must invoke the horror of Barbie Girl
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I'll grant you Barbie Girl.
But there is something so utterly nauseating about SHP that it makes me want to drill my own eardrums out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Sorry DG, do you want me to edit my post so you feel better?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

No, you're alright Barters.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah I'm with you on that
For some reason I find myself actively trying to think of more annoying songs. Why am I doing this?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Because you're a masochist?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I like to think of it as a neverending quest to provide a definitive and knowledgeable answer, no matter the question
But what you said is shorter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Didn't that win the song for Paedos competition?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Tubthumping
Chumbawumba, fucking shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I like Chumbawumba.
Tubthumping is not one of their best though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I didn't say I liked it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)