To be fair
I haven't had to suffer the indignity of that awful surname for over a year, and it's stopped being so embarrassing for me.
Poor Roota has got it for the rest of her life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Only if the wedding actually happens

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Dream on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I'm just saying
Last year 100 people died choking on ballpoint pens. Who knows what dangers are lurking in your home or office. It could happen to anyone.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*chocks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

chocking chocking chocking
*really cares and ninjas to 'choking'*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

This is good advice.
I believe that Chompy has recently been impaled on a rusty paperclip, hence his absence from this thread.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

This reminded me about the Jameson 60 second film winner
www.empireonline.com/awards2011/winners/done-in-60-seconds/
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

A modern gal like her needn't adopt her husband's surname if she doesn't want to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I can understand why one would want to refuse it...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I don't see anything wrong with it.
It could be worse. The missus works with a bloke who's surname is Dick. He's also the head of PE. Imagine the hilarity when he gets school mail addressed to Mr Dick Head of PE.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

My first wife certainly didn't.
It's like she knew it wasn't going to last forever or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I wouldn't want to be called Badger Granddad either
Mainly as now it would be incest.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

True.
As I remind the missus, she is technically the first Mrs Granddad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

and the bestestest

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Indeed she is :)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

*remebers Ma flapping her bits last time she was in London*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Oh. God.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I love that woman
:D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

It's as well I do too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)