I did have a quick read through before I deleted
and all that was there was a bunch of shit 'puns' and some talk about my real name.
I'm not usually into thread deletion, but I figured there was nothing really important there to warrant a fuss.
And while it's not my real name anymore, it *is* Roota's (or will be soon), and frankly I care more about her opinion than yours. Sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:28, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

is Rooters real name KentuckFriedChicken Anna Pizzahut?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Come on!
Bitch fight!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I'm worried her calling scarpe's puns shit
will make him hit the bottle again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Fuck him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

He'll probably like it if he's drunk enough
But only if you let him call you Barbara
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Set your faces to Barbara
Has a certain ring to it.

OK then.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

this made me laugh more than I feel it should have

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

*hic*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

GODDAMN IT MAN

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

She hurt me sho bad, I jusht caved in.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Um...and turned into Sean Connery, it seems.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

booze does that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

What's so bad about the surname?
Is it like McFuckcuntgyppo, or something? Because if I had that name I'd probably keep it.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

If you had that surname I'd totally marry you and be Badger McFuckcuntgyppo

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You'd totally marry me anyway, you harlot.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

A man called Kronenburg?
Be mad not too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Mr and Mrs Kronenbourg McFuckcuntgyppo
It does have a ring to it.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

And do you have a ring for me?
*hopes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

He'd wear you like a pinkie ring.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Very much like a pinkie ring, sadly
=(
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Is this your way of telling me you're gay?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

No, just that I have a tiny penis.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

All of your boyfriends are/were gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

That explains why they'll only fuck me up the arse then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You're such a flirt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Who me?!
*winks*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Try The future Ex-Mrs.....
*smiles coquetishly*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

We can run away together with the divorce money

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You're on.
He'd never love you the way I'm gonna love you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Once a year when the dealer goes on holiday?

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah but what a day!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

That is totally true
But I have to marry and divorce/kill noel first.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Well, how rude.
tch.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)