Best thread eva

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

What can I do, Rory?
I'm just unlikeable. It's a good job you and me are still besties.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Cool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

How are you today b3th?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I am well in case you were wondering

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I'm glad to hear that, Rory.
I'd hate to think you were in any way suffering.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I had a nasty surprise at the garage today b3th
:((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

rotting hooker in the boot?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

No amount of air freshener is getting that smell out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Nerp, they doubled the service cost to 750, and I got a nail in me new tyre and they have to replace both so that's like 600
I did drink coffee till I had to piss and I ate a packet of posho biscuits, so weren't all bad
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Shittery fuck.
What do you drive?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:59, Reply)

A car

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Shit.
I drive one of them too. And it needs servicing in January. I hope it doesn't cost that much. Shouldn't do, it's a massive shitheap.
i think I'm in one of the top tiers for road tax though, which is also due in January.
*sighs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

1300 for a service and 1 tyre?
Company car?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Yes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Good stuff.
I love new cars but they are expensive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

chocolate biscuits?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Tuscan lemon bisuits
nom nom nommy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

They do sound good
Not £1300 nice. Maybe £1150 at a push
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

You're not unlikeable,
You clearly don't know what a pun is, but you're not unlikeable.

And the 16 minutes expired ages ago.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)

That's the /offtopic spirit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

lol spirit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Oh, good idea. Cheers!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I thought that was gin?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)

sssssh not round scarpo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

OH FOR CHRIST SAKE, CAN SOMEONE GET THIS WOMEN A PENIS WITH A WILLING MAN ATTACHED & A BOTTLE OF GRAY GOOSE, STAT !
Oh look, I'm first in line !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:34, Reply)