and an affliction

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Like a peg leg?
Or hairlip? Are you allowed to say hairlip these days or should it be cleft palate?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

stop picken on ROOTER he's gorgeous
POIDH
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Oh i dunno why you're talking to me
I'm so unloveable and I'm only wearing sexy tights and a shiny overall
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

to me, your beautiful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)

hahareallywearinlongjohnslolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

phwoar what colour?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

fawn

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

oh you dirty slut
nad whats for pudding? lumpy custard? yeah and i want seconds
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

TOAD IN THE OLE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

yeah i'll be sticken my toad in your hole alright
POIDH
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)

*makes a trifle*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

god roota
that's not how you solicit pandering. they're not "tights" they're "stockings". and they perfectly match your thong.

have i taught you NOTHING over the years??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

POIDH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

american tan 40 denier tights
and a shiny overall/tabard with sausage rolls in the pocket. WATCH AND LEARN!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

fucken hell, every dinner lady fantasy i ever had just exploded in my britches

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

oh, that's a sausage roll in your pocket?
i thought you were just really pleased to see me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

*pulls tights up cos they're wrinkly round the ankles*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

oh don't ruin it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Want a cuppa? The tea urn's full.
Sorry for saying urn.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

i think it's changed from hare lip to cleft lip

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I know someone who had one of them
and she called it a hare lip.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

yeah but like the thing they have to say on bbc news

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Flidface

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I'll note that down for use at my next Diversity training session

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)

They do dancing training there?
Don't tell Foxtrot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

even worse than a hair lip
at least you can have electrolysis for that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Hare lip? Like a rabbit?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

fink so

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

You know, like : 3

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Looks like the king from strongbad
obscureinternetcartoonlolz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)