Is baldmonkey ever going to come back?
I'll gaz you once I've moved house. Fucking better be soon or so help me I'll strangle that partner of mine.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i miss two hats :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Me too :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Same thing for him.
It's shit over there lately. Probably be back later.

In other news M from Personality Horse has been hospitalised again from ODing on rat poison.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

He should really start getting his vimto from a proper dealer.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

He's had problems since we were at school together. In the sixties, I suppose.
He's always been experimenting with various substances to get high. But I'm worried that this rat poison phase could be the death of him.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

He needs help, he really does.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

OKAY!
baldmonkey hasn't really left.
I just got a bit bored of it over there.
I'd prefer to have some conversations for a bit.
Instead of endless ranting about not being able to have conversations.
/talk's just a bit shit lately.

I'm only not logged in as baldmonkey over here because that account is banned from QOTW for being a prick over here in the past.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

can we swap you for two hats? he's alright i like him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah. He's a good bloke.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

*gazzes mods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

See I wasn't sure if it was you or TH that done this account.
Lots of people have come back to /talk.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

This account could, potentially be either of us.
But it's usually me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

but wouldn't both of you say that?
i mean, you'd both refer to yourselves as "me".

don't think you can fool us with your tricksy ways.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

me is an acronym
it stands for mBALDeMONKEY
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Does it really fucking matter?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

of course it matters
i need to know which anonymous stranger that i'm never going to meet is at the other end of these critically important pixels.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's Janet Jackson. Better?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Janet Jackson wishes she were as successful as personality horse.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

There's one, sorry two, Janet Jackson songs I like but shhh, don't go spreading that around.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

everywhere aygo every smile i see

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

i'd prefer michael jackson
from beyond the grave
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You enjoying it on OT then?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Yes.
I'm preferring the speed and the lack of "EVERYTHING YOU SAY YOU LIKE I WILL SAY IS SHIT" and "I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO THINK I AM BETTER THAN YOU", when clearly; everything I like is ace and no one is better than me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

And the distinct lack of the same memes that are raped to death time after time.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

YOUN are

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Hang on... are you saying all the good people are coming back now I'm not about?
I resent that.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I have no idea if that's why they're back. If so, some epic lurking there.
But no doubt they'll all get heckled back off again.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Just did an ego-search. Can't help but notice that certain people are still "DEFINITELY NOT UPSET" about the diddlio thing.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

It's not mentioned every day at all. Nosiree.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'm so NOT UPSET that I can't stop telling everyone how UNUPSET I DEFINITELY am.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Actually, fuck this. I'm bored of this conversation now. This is exactly the sort of wank I got bored of on /talk.
The end.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's as if some people just can't get their heads around it at all.
A JOKE!!?!?!?! ON B3TA?!?!?!?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I don't know that I'd call it a joke.
It was just lying for the sake of it. Out of boredom really.
It was made up as we went along.
It was the most interesting that board had been in a year or two.
We're heroes.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

And now...
THE END.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Fo' defs.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)