so long as they are crispy
i don't care. it's all about the salt, the vinegar, possibly the spicy season-all, and the cajun or smoked chilli or garlic mayo. the actual potato heart-attacks are just a vehicle for this goodness.

OR possibly cheese. eg the greek near me that does crumbled feta and oregano french fries.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

feta cheese = devil's smegma

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Foetid cheese is more apt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

and i thought you two were a pair of gentlemen
how disappointing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I'll gentlemen you any way you like...
...but please don't make me eat feta :(

EDIT: Hmm, "I'll gentleman you any way you like" sounds like the world's worst chat-up line :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

go and stand in the corner with darth
thank you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

What's he going to do to me?
*trembles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Depends how nice you sing, boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

*warbles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

*close up on look of horror*
*cue Eastenders closing music and titles*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

If that is your measure of a gentleman you'll end up married to fat sweaty Greek insurance salesman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

i have part of my eye on the hot silver fox who runs the restaurant
as i have mentioned before, he pours me treble voddies, winks, and says: "i geef you greeeeeeeek sized portion!"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I'd have been better off with our one of those than his mong son

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

You are aware that he is referring to his 'Pillar of Hercules'?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

He will almost certainly want to do you up the Ronson

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

What is your obession with men with gray pubes and rinkly balls?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:51, Reply)