my secretary does all that for me
and in return i bribe her with hotel chocolat goodies. we're both happy.

but i have to go to the collection depot occasionally if i order something and don't want it to be sent to work. they lie to you, because it says on the card that you can call them to re-arrange delivery. ha. ha. ha.

like those cunts EVER pick up the phone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*sigh* "Oh 'swipe, what kind of item do you not want to get send to work?" *sigh* "Yes Swipe, a Thor's Black Love Mamba, are you sexually active ?" *sigh* "OK swipe, I believe you".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

well
i was thinking more of sports bras and american tan tights from m&s, but i don't want to stop you now...

....... although i have to query why anyone who was sexually active would NEED a black love mamba??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Someone who is dating someone with old man's wrinkly balls and sparatic eignstine-hair-like gray pubes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

someoneB3th
dating Married to
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I was giving this joke 2 mins before I made it
You have saved me the bother
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I'm quite proud I beat you to it
And thanks to the perfect set up from gonzaroney
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Haha!
We once wrapped up a server Rackmount Kit box and labelled it The Intruder or something to place on the dirty old bird in Accounts desk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)