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Why are there never posh people in Post offices? They must need to post stuff occasionally?What questions trouble you?
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:40,
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Posh people have jobs in a building with a postroomso they post all their stuff for free.
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Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:42,
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Yes but what about renewing their road tax or passports?(
girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:44,
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ServantsAlthough I do everything online. I haven't had to go to a post office for quite a while. Apart from when I had to go from the one next door yesterday to post some work stuff
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:46,
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I don't mean that posh.The post office is always full of old people, the unemployed and disabled...........and me.
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:47,
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You can do your road tax on line, and passport kind of online - well you could the last time I need to do it(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Yeah', but you can't go and watch the post office people do post office work online, you have to go into the store for that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:55,
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Come again Gonz?What kind of post office work are you interested in watching? :-S
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I'm just saying, that if you do it all online, you'll miss out on that part of the experiance of sending a parcel.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:01,
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The Post Office in Newcastle is now located upstairs in WH SmithsIt is about 120 degrees in there and stinks of sweaty pensioners. A truly unpleasant experience
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:03,
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if he says yesi'm going to kill you for putting the image in my head
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:07,
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now i have to kill tgband she's one of the good ones. this is all your fault, you and your sweaty gerontophilia.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:16,
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i know, and mebut the image of sporty getting his bonk-on over the dripping hot grannies is just too cruel.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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Maybe WH Smiths should just buy The Post Office, I think it would be a worthwhile investment.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08,
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It isn't good for anyone else thoughPlease stop now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:05,
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You're going to the wrong post officeThe one I go to the customers wear hunters wellingtons and bray at the staff
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:51,
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Probably, this is Burnley.But there are some posh people in Burnley. The Mayor for instance.
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:54,
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No there aren't.Don't be silly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:57,
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I've been to Burnley!To the town hall!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:01,
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I even ate lunch there, in the high streetJust next to the bus station. Go me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:04,
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Mostly ones about maths, I'm shit at maths,(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:52,
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The people who work at my local post office are amazing to watch, I've never seen someone move so slow before, it's almost like they're in reverse.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:54,
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Twoshays mon adversary.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:59,
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OMG WHERE IS CLENDRIXCLENDRIX!! CLENDRIX! LOOK WHAT GONZ DID!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02,
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The thing with airline food is that it is generally different depending on your country of departure.I quite like the breakfastes but not the rest of the meals. I would rather them give me a lucky-dip of crisps and sandwiches, crisps and a chocolate bar, like when they had the strikes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:59,
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I'd rather eat my own shit than plane food.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:00,
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Would you have to go in the bathroom stalls for that, or would you be alright doing it in the asle? I guess if you go to the toilet in there, you could go in a sick bag and take it back to your seat to enjoy with the film, it would be a bit like a take-away in that respect.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02,
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I'd hang my bare arse into the aisle and whap a fresh log into a baguette, no questions asked.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:05,
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I reckon if you could get a baguette, you wouldn't need to eat the shit.It's a catch 22.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:06,
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it strikes methat if you did this, a LOT of questions would be asked.
by the stewards, the police, the magistrates court... your mum...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08,
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'more ketchup on your bot dog, dear?'That sort of thing?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:11,
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Best plane food I ever had was on a trip to Thailand with Air Emirates.I took the veggie option and it was delicious.
Edit: I think it was Emirates. One of those forrin air companies anyhow.
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girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02,
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I'll not lie, G-man, I like the food on planes.That processed salty stuff appeals to me.
I like campball's meatballs in gravy too.
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I like the bunsIf you get a "plane" bun this is the start of the holiday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02,
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Shame on you, 'The Personality Horse'.SHAME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02,
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Fuck yeah. Campbell's meatballs and cheap white bread.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:04,
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I'd rather eat Nakers' AIDS-ridden misspelt shit than eat plane food.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:02,
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Can you get aids from eating shit from people with aids? I think that's a worst way to get aids. That and gang rape.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:06,
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I reckon you could 'cus you can get aids from sticking your cock up an aids infected bum. Well, you can't, you don't have a cock, but you know what I mean.So if you eat the shit from someone with aids, the aids would get absorbed from the shit in your stomach linning.
Or, or, maybe aids is one way, like the person who's doing the inserting is the person who can transfer it as the aids in the jizz gets absorbed in the anus linning. In which case, it could open up a whole new case where as long as you 'give' anal sex to an aids infected person, then you're OK.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:12,
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9 out of 10 people...etc. ..... etc...(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:07,
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how about being anally fisted repeatedly until everything splits and thenhaving the aids infested shit packed right up there?
i'd say that's even worse, myself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:08,
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oh god*kills self*
*mocks self repeatedly for being dead*
*draws shitty picture of it*
*plants tomatoes*
*tells internet about said tomatoes until it also kills itself*
*mocks internet for being dead*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:10,
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i am a bit random this afternoonluckily i am going on holiday in.... 18 days. wooooo!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:15,
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You've thought far too much about this.Or was it your secretary? LOLZ.
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No, these "What's worst" type of things only count if the act is relivent.Like, I couldn't say "Well how about all your family and loved ones get their throats slits infront of you by a tribe of african warlords and then in an entirely different time and place you have sex with someone with aids and gets aids" .
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:14,
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I do hope not - I rather like Kroney.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:10,
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They probably hire ruffians to do them up the passport by proxy or something.(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
my secretary does all that for meand in return i bribe her with hotel chocolat goodies. we're both happy.
but i have to go to the collection depot occasionally if i order something and don't want it to be sent to work. they lie to you, because it says on the card that you can call them to re-arrange delivery. ha. ha. ha.
like those cunts EVER pick up the phone.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:04,
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*sigh* "Oh 'swipe, what kind of item do you not want to get send to work?" *sigh* "Yes Swipe, a Thor's Black Love Mamba, are you sexually active ?" *sigh* "OK swipe, I believe you".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:16,
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welli was thinking more of sports bras and american tan tights from m&s, but i don't want to stop you now...
....... although i have to query why anyone who was sexually active would NEED a black love mamba??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:19,
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Someone who is dating someone with old man's wrinkly balls and sparatic eignstine-hair-like gray pubes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23,
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I was giving this joke 2 mins before I made itYou have saved me the bother
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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I'm quite proud I beat you to itAnd thanks to the perfect set up from gonzaroney
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:25,
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Haha!We once wrapped up a server Rackmount Kit box and labelled it The Intruder or something to place on the dirty old bird in Accounts desk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:19,
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We do, yes,but we have secret tunnels down which we send our footmen with our RSVPs to the Palace etc, thus they are never seen.
Occasionally we send our people by horseback, but since the rise of those ghastly 'highwaymen' we hear so much about these days, it hardly seems worth the bother, what?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:09,
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i'd have loved to be a highwayman (well, a damsel who ran away from her cruel aunt and uncle to disguise herself as one)galloping around on a black stallion in a sexy mask, pillaging and then having illicit danger 18th century sex with the dashing likes of dick turpin on the back of one of the plundered carriages...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:14,
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Then getting syphilis.Nice.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:16,
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A lad I know has a nickname of Sifas his surname is Ellis
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:17,
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One of my brother's old squatter palswas called 'Nick Syph'.
Because they reckoned he had syphillis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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bahif i turn the plate sideways, there's a few chips you didn't piss on, over there, look.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:17,
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If that's some sort of sex game you play, I'm out.Besides, you're riddled with syphilis now.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:19,
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i was yesterday toobut that didn't stop you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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Internet pretending to have sex with you? When did I do that?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:29,
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I used to know a really good joke where the punchline was syphillis, but I can't remember it now. I used to use it all the time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:22,
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*pulls up a chair*Last time I went to the post office, I bought a winter hat for Burt.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:12,
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MA!*hugs*
I'm going to get drunk and call you on Friday so I can pretend I'm at the party too
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:14,
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WOOHOO!*hugs HARD* I shall totally pour Death Cider down the phone :D
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:16,
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I shall make slurping noises(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:18,
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I shall jiggle my jubbliesand make motorboating comedy sound effects \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:20,
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You could probably get Noel to join in on thatAnd I can giggle at the sigh of despair from Pa
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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heehee :)Don't be silly, Noel doesn't have boobs...
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23,
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Lend him a bra and some loo roll(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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..to clean up after himself?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:25,
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OMG, I just totally replied to you down thereat exactly the same time \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:32,
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Totally!Are you riding the cotton pony too?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:35,
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Questions that bother me:'Why don't presidents fight the wars? Why do they always send the poor?'
Those two questions bother me A LOT. They bother me because whenever I think of them my disappointment in just how fucking mongoloid my fellow man can be grows once again. Each time I think I am at saturation point, but no. I still have more scorn to pour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:19,
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My question would bewhy are you paraphrasing Black Sabbath, Monters?
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Do wot guv?The mighty (albeit not intellectually, perhaps) Sabs are not the spackers responsible for that shit.
It's some modern wankers. I think they might be 'nu (sic) metal' artistes or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:23,
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From 'War Pigs'Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor
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Google tells me the song to which I am referring is'B.Y.O.B' by 'System of a Down'. Oh dear.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:49,
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I see. So SOAD are paraphrasing Sabbath and you didn't even spot it?Jesus Monters, I thought you were really into music.
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I've just had to hide a 'lol' behind a fake yawn here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:24,
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This^I imagined him frantically waving in a gay stylee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:26,
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Tina Turner's less well received follow up single?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:26,
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Hey Blousieeeeeeeeeeeeee!*bounces*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:31,
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And I've just TOTALLY replied to you up there!*chest bumps*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:34,
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I assumed he was in a prison shower when he dropped it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:43,
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My laptop would have got soaked(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:44,
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Hello, ICT SupportMy bukakke key is broken
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:46,
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I do notIts the funniest thought of for a long time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:34,
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I also do this, and then I don't pay them backIn your face corporation that provides me quality interesting and well paid work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:33,
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I see posh people in post offices.They're usually sending parcels.
Probably money, ski-hats and chutneys.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:42,
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Nothing funny about chutneys, I can assure you.Example: Graham Norton
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:47,
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Worabout Kenneth Williams eh eh(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:04,
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