How was
Work avoidance day yesterday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's work avoidance day everday in my little world.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:36, Reply)

*Wants a visa to Euro Blousie*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Apart from Friday morning when I do the wages.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Do you pay your staff weekly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Yes!

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Brilliant
Never skint for more than 6 days. I like the sound of that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

It also means you spend money faster.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

But the payday feeling EVERY WEEK!
Wow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:02, Reply)

It's not the same when you pay yourself.
It takes all the excitement out of it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:02, Reply)

But if you fiddle the wages you'll get away with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

As if I would : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:08, Reply)

You'd be a criminal mastermond.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

You mean mastermong.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I was going to edit that
But I like the word my phone invented.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:13, Reply)

i totally spent all day spending my
massive wage and not even noticing the lack of work and pissing through the letterboxes of private sector workers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Where as I'm still in work
And I have no pension at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)

i only just got back - stopid parents evening
so what are you still doing there?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I'm dead busy
And I've not been very productive today as I keep throwing up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:52, Reply)

what the hell is wrong with you?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

How long have you got?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

No work, no money.
No pension either. I should go on strike.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:56, Reply)

no work? but you are at work?
and I meant, why were you throwing up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Touch of food poisoning
What I meant though was that if I don't go to work, I don't get paid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

that's the choice you make with self-employment
also - you do realise we don't get paid on strike-days, right? some people seem to think we do, but that's bollocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Which makes the decision to strike
Even more laughable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

oh don't make me get into that argument, I'm too knackered for that
I'll just say, the point of striking is to demonstrate the strength of feeling and that the workers have some power in negotiations otherwise the employers/governments can basically just do what the fuck they like.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)

So what does the improved offer look like?
;)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)

not back to negotiations with my union until the 16th
anyway, ask me something about steampunk or guinea pigs or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

What sort of pension do the pigs have?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)

They're going to have to learn to make me cups of tea
or something before I'll make them a decent offer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Are you easily wound up by members of the public making wanker signs at you on the picket line?
Some of your proleteriat brothers and sisters took it quite poorly yesterday I must say.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)

nah, I'd have just waved back and smiled at you
might have even flashed my tits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)

YES LAUGH AWAY WHILST THE PRIVATE SECTOR ARE EXPECTED TO PAY FOR YOUR PENSIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Me neither.
But I do still have my endowment. And I get mr b3th's pension, you know, later....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

You've a couple of large endowments.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Do you want me to throw up too?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I doubt my pension will keep me in Tena ladies.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Start stockpiling now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)