IT DOESN'T MENTION GIRTH :(
Maybe I should call and ask them
(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It is an important piece of information.
What if you buy it and then find out it's not big enough. How fucked off would you be then.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How fucked off WOULDN'T you be?

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

It would be a right pain in the arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Get them to email action photos of it in use

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Then it would have been used 5 times.
I'm not going to buy a butt plug that's been used 5 times.
Even if there is a genuine reason for sale.
(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)

i saw butt plugs that cost £2,000 at the weekend
not sure if i was more horrified at the price or the fact that they were jewel-studded. even if you thought ramming a few inches of metal up your starfish was a good idea, would you want scratchy jewel bits up there???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Itchy internal clagnuts

(TheColonel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

this sounds like one of the plagues that god visited on people in the bible

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

The Harvey Nicks Bible, maybe
And lo, God sent down a plague of ruby butt-plugs (a snip at £2K each). And Darth did come....to pass out.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

where is everyone's favourite non-bender today?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Long weekend cottaging

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)